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The edgy and hilarious weekly Astrology podcast that will roast and expose you until you say "Astrology Sucks!"

Astrology Sucks Six&Shannon

    • Comedy
    • 4.0 • 22 Ratings

The edgy and hilarious weekly Astrology podcast that will roast and expose you until you say "Astrology Sucks!"

    Political Astrology III feat. Aliza Kelly

    Political Astrology III feat. Aliza Kelly

    We have a very special, brilliant guest on this week to continue our talks about this upcoming election and the astrology behind it. Astrologer, author, podcast host, and general light Aliza Kelly talks to us more about Biden and Harris's charts, and we get into some pretty interesting debates about the future. Enjoy this episode, and everyone stay rested during this Mars Retrograde! 

    Aliza Kelly: @alizakelly // http://alizakelly.com
    Twitter: @SucksAstrology
    Instagram: @astrologysuckspod
    Shannon: @astrologychef
    Six: @BlackWomenCry

    • 1 hr 20 min
    Virgo SZN ft. Max Hiigli!

    Virgo SZN ft. Max Hiigli!

    Hey E-Cult! It's the last round of the sign roast episodes and we finish strong with Virgo SZN and our special guest, Virgo astrologer Max Hiigli! We talk all things Virgo and Virgo season, and go off in long form in true Mercury fashion. We also can't have this episode without roasting the Virgo Pluto generation...aka our parents! We hope you enjoy this supercharged episode and have a safe and healthy Virgo season!

    Twitter: @SucksAstrology
    Instagram: @astrologysuckspod
    Max: @maxhiigli // maxhiigliastrology.com
    Six: @Blackwomencry
    Shannon: @astrologychef

    • 2 hr 11 min
    Political Astrology II: Biden/Harris

    Political Astrology II: Biden/Harris

    Here we go, E-Cult, the moment we've been waiting for since early primaries and our first Political Astrology episode, we finally have an official Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential Candidate in Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. We discuss the candidates' charts, politics at large, voting, and make predictions based on what might be coming up in the election cycle with astrology in mind. 

    Twitter: @SucksAstrology
    Instagram: @astrologysuckspod
    Six: @blackwomencry
    Shannon @astrologychef

    • 1 hr 56 min
    August Horoscope

    August Horoscope

    Hey E-Cult! This episode we take a look at the transits August contains such as Mercury in Leo, Venus in Cancer, Mars in Aries, and of course the outer planets still pummeling through Capricorn. We find some reasons to laugh, talk a lot about cuddling, and of course wonder how the revolution will truly begin. 

    Twitter: @SucksAstrology
    Instagram: @astrologysuckspod
    Six: @blackwomencry
    Shannon: @astrologysuckspod

    • 1 hr 12 min
    Leo SZN ft. @paostrology!

    Leo SZN ft. @paostrology!

    It is time for the lion to take over! This Leo SZN we brought on the amazing Pao of @paostrology! We get all the best Leo intel from the Leo stellium queen herself, talk reality TV and shoot the fire sign shit. It's a fire sign party this episode! Hope you enjoy your Leo SZN and stay safe out there E-Cult!

    Pao: @paostrology; paostrology.com
    Twitter: @SucksAstrology
    Instagram: @astrologysuckspod
    Six: @blackwomencry
    Shannon: @astrologychef

    • 1 hr 39 min
    WTF is Ophiuchus?!

    WTF is Ophiuchus?!

    We have finally decided to address the "13th sign" aka Ophiuchus, and oh man do Six and Shannon have a lot of opinions! We discuss its origins, why it is constantly brought up, and Shannon has a mild identity crisis wondering if she truly is Ophiuchus. Or is that the edible talking? Enjoy this goofy episode and stay safe, E-Cult!

    Twitter: @SucksAstrology
    Instagram: @astrologysuckspod
    Six: @BlackWomenCry
    Shannon: @astrologychef

    • 1 hr 27 min

Customer Reviews

4.0 out of 5
22 Ratings

22 Ratings

Apanda76 ,

New listener.

Omg this 13th planet episode is kinda blowing my mind. love the vibe and fun between you. Feels like stuff I would be saying to my friends if they loved astrology like I do. Excited to hear more.

Randomista Oedipeesta ,

In love.

As a Sag sun, Cancer moon, and Aries rising, this podcast is a DREAM come true!! So smart, so funny, so real. ❤️

cool235679954 ,

an introspective roast of the stars

As someone with an already personal bias about the co-host Shannon, both members of this podcast bring out the best of one another while discussing their shared interest: astrology. Having these two bouncing off of each other in each episode easily helps us focus more on each topic. Not only is their knowledge on this topic evergrowing, they also are exceedingly enchanting with witty humor and punchy remarks about each astrological idea being discussed. Overall, this podcast is definitely worth listening to every second of. If you're looking at reviews and wondering whether you should indulge; this is your sign. Indulge. Enjoy. Get a snack and cuddle up to your new favorite podcast.

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