Auralnauts Presents: Excelsior Zak Koonce

After a lengthy absence, the Excelsior podcast has returned from the flaming wreckage of 2019. It wasn't easy. The podcast had to fight marauders, zombies, time traveling robots, and, in a stunning twist, itself after realizing the real enemy came from within. Anyway, Zak has a bunch of stories about failed romance to help you get through another Valentine's Day.

It's World Pride Month, and that means dancing, partying, and a lot of straight dudes struggling to understand their place in all of it. Join Zak on this episode of Excelsior as he tries to help you unpack the meaning of everything going on and help you be a little cooler about it.

Zak talks with special guest Dani F. Leonard about her show Adult Sex Ed, which becomes a gateway to talk about some actual adult sex. I'm not saying this podcast will solve all of your sexual problems, but I'm also not saying it won't.

Whether you care about it or not, your job affects how you see the world and how the world sees you. Zak shares some nightmare job stories to try and make you feel better about where you're at in your own life.

There's not a single person alive who enjoys this BS holiday, but we're all still slaves to it. Join Zak as he gives you some hot tips on how to survive this Valentine's Day as sexily as possible. Come for the life coaching, stay for the condom reviews.

This episode Zak tries to convince you that crying is a healthy thing you should try to do, and talks about some of the movies that have helped him do it.