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Top of the mornin’! G’day lads and lassies from the land down over which is what we call Ireland because we’re somewhere over the rainbow if you catch my drift. We’ve got a wee bit of potty humor in our wee little show for you tonight (there’s a wee laddie in my ear who doesn’t know what time of day it’s supposed to be). And much like the Nintendo Wii, we are never ever getting back together. We understand each other, oui oui? That’s it. We did it. Wheeeeeeeeee!

Are you sick and tired of “normal” podcasts that make you laugh with their “jokes”? Does getting praised by a complete stranger inflate your eggy? Do you ever wonder what do boats do? If you answered yes or no to any of these questions, then this episode is the thing for you! Hear Austin rant about bands, tubas, and dance teams. Marvel at the peckies of a shirtless Batman. And learn about the musical that started it all for Ms. Parton, Hello Dolly.

Sing us a song, you’re the four-inch tall child-man… we’re trying to honor Billy Joel here. Although, he would probably be rolling around in his grave if he heard our new game, Songs From a Caesarian Restaurant. Surprisingly, that’s not the most horrific thing that happened this episode as the title might imply (but it’s a dude cat so it’s apparently okay). Perhaps equally horrifying are Austin’s tales of eating a sopping wet bagel and a burger with a spoon and no brad handles. Oh, and the Napoleon joke. But “while all is warm at Yosemite,” remember to check your cat with a UV light.