Banana Arcade Teddy Safarian
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Welcome to The Banana Arcade, the podcast where we peel back the layers of reality and dive into the absurdity of existence!
Join Teddy Safarian and occasional guests on this epic adventure as we explore the universe and all its quirks in search of the ultimate truth.
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More Human than Human
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Retired from weed game due to high blood pressure
00:01
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Decided to cut back on weed and caffeine due to negative health effects
03:11
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Making significant lifestyle changes for better health and longevity
07:27
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The speaker experienced vivid nightmares while quitting weed and caffeine.
09:25
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Addressing health issues and lifestyle changes for a better future.
13:48
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Discussing memories and changes over the years
15:43
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Narrator's motivation shift towards focusing on personal health.
19:40
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Dark Side of Influencing
21:31
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Online interactions lack depth and genuine care.
25:29
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Skepticism about the future of wearable AI technology
27:17
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Rapper's display to younger audience
30:47
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Disrupting commerce through blocking traffic is ineffective and counterproductive.
32:41
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Thawing out criminals for fights in 'More Human Than Human'
36:36
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The movie suggests that people will eventually fight for their life and freedom, with a potential for political turmoil and internet restrictions
38:30
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DoorDash pricing issues and concerns
42:22
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Struggle with finding comfortable shoes
44:23
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Discussion on recent movies and personal interests.
48:19
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Questioning existence and purpose
50:11
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Brain's decision led to quitting weed
53:42
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We're already living in a virtual reality.
55:40
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Recommendation to try Chicken Ramen at Ramen Cima and Aisu -
eye for an eye
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Unknowingly drifting on the internet
00:16
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The Super Bowl is a corporate distraction.
03:49
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Realization of the illusion of choice in the presidential race
08:06
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Social media and technology addiction is leading to disconnection and loneliness.
10:17
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Difficulty in navigating the internet and staying unaffected by it.
14:50
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Growing up with internet addiction in the family
17:03
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Digital and social media's addictive nature
20:34
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Rejecting bullies and negativity
22:31
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Creating and executing ideas is crucial
26:08
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Disinterest in Kanye's current work
28:04
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Discussion about dating and money
31:40
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Prefers genuine humor over scripted jokes
33:56
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Creative work requires focus
38:09
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Discussion about the current state of politics and life decisions.
39:54
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Edibles can be unpredictable and not suitable for daily use
43:52
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Apple Vision Pro users are facing harassment and torment from others.
45:58
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Dealing with internet connectivity issues
50:36
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Concerns about lack of quality entertainment and societal impact
52:42
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Discussion about choosing a cool shirt over a whack one.
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Snapple Fision Slow
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Apple Vision Pro and Technical Difficulties Comedy Hour! Tonight, we'll explore the future of the world, where technology is so advanced, it's practically a punchline.
Picture this: You're living in a world where you can experience virtual reality like never before, thanks to the Apple Vision Pro. But wait, there's a twist! Just as you're about to enter the Matrix, the system crashes. Welcome to the perils of the future, folks!
But don't worry, it gets better. You're now stuck in a loop of technical difficulties, as if you're in a never-ending episode of "The Twilight Zone." But hey, at least you'll have a great story to tell your grandkids when they ask, "What was the future like, grandpa?"
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, as we laugh our way through the future of the world, one technical difficulty at a time. And remember, if you can't laugh at the future, you might as well stay in the past. -
Everything Zen
✦Painting mishap & impromptu trip to Atlanta for a carousel tiger
09:02
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A friend's experience with buying a gun and facing challenges
18:04
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Focusing on creating a unique, cool experience at the tattoo shop
27:06
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People lack accountability and are distracted with their own lives
36:08
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Validation is in finishing projects and not worrying about others' opinions.
45:10
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The importance of keeping distance from negativity and appreciating art without external validation.
54:12
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Life is like rain on a window pane, unpredictable and indifferent.
1:03:14
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Discussing the impracticality of life
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Neither Here Nor There
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The internet's impact creates obsession with mundane things
01:00
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Consumerism leads to meaningless actions
03:38
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People making unhealthy drink choices on Tik Tok
08:06
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Speaker has been productive, but has disturbing fantasies and opinions on political debates
10:14
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Questioning the integrity of people's actions
14:22
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Appreciation for audience and expressing freedom through painting
16:25
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Realizing the need to prioritize exercise
20:25
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Zen Buddhism teaches to be unaffected and not caring
22:20
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Exploring Eastern philosophies and teachings
26:16
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Browser history randomness
28:09
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Discussing the 108 painting goal and its impact.
32:19
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Cat Williams feels the need to clear things up about his past
34:20
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Comfort and human factors affect people's actions
37:48
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New car headlights are brighter and can be annoying for other drivers.
39:31
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Reflecting on past mistakes
43:14
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Fear of plane crash and aftermath
45:33
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I don't think having kids is for me.
49:42
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The speaker reflects on the conflicting emotions of witnessing a new life coming into the world.
51:42
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Discussion on principles and open debate
55:40
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Got a great deal on an expensive item
58:22
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Balancing creativity with the demands of creating a show for YouTube
1:02:25
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Snowboard season has been slow due to poor snow conditions.
1:04:11
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Maintaining responsibility amid criticism
1:08:19
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Not interested in making music commercially
1:10:11
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The past is defined but the future is unknown
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1:14:10
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FNF subscription is cancelled
1:16:57
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Liquid Death shirt and future releases
1:21:08
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Desire to be helpful and offer advice
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The Public Domain
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New year, new plans
00:12
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Studying Buddhism has made me happier
03:39
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Artwork and tattooing as a gift and a lifelong goal
08:22
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Exploring stories through art and sharing for others' interest.
10:32
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Concerns about traveling to Japan and global uncertainty
14:37
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Considering a future trip to Japan for a back tattoo
16:49
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Discussion about the supportive wife and the dream shop
20:42
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The impact of team meetings on motivation and lifestyle
22:56
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Received surprise pair of 350s for signing
26:43
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Embrace impermanence and enjoy the ride of life
28:35
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Building an audience leads to being used by others.
32:44
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The subscription culture on YouTube restricts creators.
34:39
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The real rarity comes from what you create, not from corporations.
38:24
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Influencers and the meaning of art
40:32
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Keep a list of ideas to free up your brain for more ideas.
44:49
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Comparison between analog and digital smoking methods.
47:31
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Prefer dabs over joints for efficiency
51:39
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The speaker reflects on their past fashion choices and the pressures of fitting in.
53:29
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Discussion about the impact of opioids and addiction
57:39
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Encountered a disheveled man stealing candy
59:24
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City showing efforts to address homeless situation
1:02:51
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Reflecting on the impact of constant information overload
1:04:43
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Struggles of balancing vlogging and creativity
1:08:33
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Struggle with making a purchase due to unavailable office equipment
1:10:20
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The public domain allows expired copyrights to be used commercially.
1:14:05
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The speaker discusses creating a comic book and exploring new ideas.
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Creating art without the intention to sell
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