Barstool Confessions

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We need more chaps and feits

Chapps is the man Feits is alright I suppose

Being raised Catholic, today’s episode really hit home. As a growing boy, nothing pushed me further from the Church than the fact that guys running the show couldn’t spend time with a nice lady (or a man) (and the little boys thing). HOWEVER the church being in a nice suburb meant the house out back for the priests was quite nice. There were also usually several different priests either in training or taking over the lesser, weekday masses, so it was probably just goofin’ with fellas in a nice pad. However (pt. 2) our main priest has gotten a DUI and came out pretty vehemently against BLM at the beginning of the pandemic…not goofin’. I say all of this to say my friend used to have to go home early on weekends because his parents hosted that same priest for dinner, wine, and cigars and thinking about that still makes me chuckle.