Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People Chris Gethard

For this, the 400th episode of Beautiful Anonymous, Gethard talks with a Gen Z law student who's getting ready to pick up her aunt, an 80 year old nun, so they can head home for the holidays. She catches him up on new slang, breaks down the specific horrors particular to each dating app, and then Geth puts her in the hot seat to help him understand exactly when he stopped being cool.

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At the "Rotary" tier, for five bucks a month, you get five random questions with the caller so you get to know them better. At the ten dollar a month "Touch Tone" tier, you get the extended episode, plus a monthly five question episode with a classic caller from the show's past AND once a month we put out a phone number just for people subscribing at this level. 
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If you sign up right now, you'll find the extra five questions for this episode, which include one of the best worst dating stories you'll ever hear, plus episodes rounding up all of the 5 Questions segments we've recorded with callers over the past few months, AND our first past caller follow up with listener favorite, "Selling Sex Toys in Vegas." There's plent to dive into, and we're going to keep it coming.

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This week's caller is a Buddhist by way of Satanism by way of the Jehovah's Witnesses. These days, he's a mindfulness teacher, but the road there was long and eventful. He tells Gethard about leaving the faith he was raised in and finding sex, drugs, and serial killers along the way.

Content Warning: This episode contains discussions of sensitive topics, including explicit conversations about sex, drug use, and correspondences with a serial killer in prison.
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Listen to Gethard’s newest special, A Father and the Sun
Keep up with Gethard's tour dates at chrisgeth.com
Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676‬
Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on Instagram @beautifulanonymouspod

This week’s caller and Gethard have a lot in common. Two North Jersey guys with ties to the local music scene, who work hard to make their art, and have complicated feelings about how they define failure and success. They talk about all of this, plus the caller’s decision to retire as an artist now that he’s about to have a kid, and how all of this affects and is affected by moving through the world as an amputee with cerebral palsy.
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To learn more about Laughing Together, head to laughingtogether.org
Listen to Gethard’s newest special, A Father and the Sun
Keep up with Gethard's tour dates at chrisgeth.com
Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676‬
Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on Instagram @beautifulanonymouspod

This caller gave her dad a kidney just a few weeks ago. She called in to talk with Gethard about the importance of living donation, but this conversation ended up being about so much more: overwhelming loss, unbelievable resilience, and why sometimes you just have to laugh so you don’t lose it.

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To learn more about Laughing Together, head to laughingtogether.org
Listen to Gethard’s newest special, A Father and the Sun
Keep up with Gethard's tour dates at chrisgeth.com
Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676‬
Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on Instagram @beautifulanonymouspod

This week’s caller is a PhD student with a connective tissue disorder who owns a Mardi Gras float. And that barely scratches the surface of what she and Gethard talk about. From first tattoos, to quirky parents, to defining what constitutes partying to this caller, she and Geth pack a lot into this hour long conversation.
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Listen to Gethard’s newest special, A Father and the Sun
Keep up with Gethard's tour dates at chrisgeth.com
Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676‬
Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on Instagram @beautifulanonymouspod

Thirty-eight weeks pregnant and living on a mysterious (to Geth) island off the west coast of the United States, this week's caller talks to Gethard about packing up her life and moving from the mainland, taking a ferry to Starbucks, and why it's sometimes easier to connect with animals than children.
Listen to Gethard’s newest special, A Father and the Sun
Keep up with Gethard's tour dates at chrisgeth.com
Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676‬
Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on Instagram @beautifulanonymouspod