A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 798 - Hootie's Green Flag ft. Whitney Cummings

    NOV 14

    798 - Hootie's Green Flag ft. Whitney Cummings

    - "Friday free show" intro with hosts and Samantha from Samantics - Technical issues with the camera - Out-of-touch conversation on news and elections, algorithm hiding - Skit mention: "Nayland Palin" - Upcoming Beer Fest and Sofas and Suds events, sponsors, Silver Lining Band - THC seltzer reviews, food trucks, sponsors - Talk on testosterone shots and health, joke on missing doses - Humorous exchange on underwear, wicking tech, and "space underwear" - Running gear discussion: "nutrition belt" and "neck fan" - Commentary on wicking underwear vs. cotton - Sofa and Suds event team plans, Tuttle’s involvement - Tuttle’s behavior, Bubba’s show and Tuttle’s podcast - Upcoming content house with stunts and cash booth - Recliner nostalgia: oversized chairs, built-in coolers, lift-assist - Sam’s concert cancellation, frustration with parking downtown - Suspicion about “unforeseen circumstances” for concert cancellation - Concert canceled due to Jinx Monsoon’s illness, no reschedule - Alfonso Ribeiro injury at Disney, outdated trolley tracks - Disney liability speculation, comparison to real vs. decorative trolleys - Sam’s costumes for Ren fairs and Disney cosplay - Renaissance fair memories, medieval LARPing, dusty grounds - Actors in character, dusty fairgrounds, taunting “dunk tank” actors - Sightings of Zelda’s Link and genre-mixing at the fair - Tommy’s reluctance for LARPing, movie *Role Models* reference - LARPing rules: mock battles, Travis enjoys watching - Kids aging out of pretend, memories with Maisie’s dog’s Christmas list - Dan’s playful memories with sons after bath time, sentimental reflection - Plug for “History After Dark” at Orange County Regional History Center - Sam’s news intro with “Hawk Tuah” chant, “spitting on your peepee” humor - Story on a kayaker faking death, Canada passport activity - Tech makes disappearing hard, Russell Simmons in Bali, HBO documentary - Story of *Air Bud* creator’s homelessness, GoFundMe, app skepticism - Conversation on affordable living, avoiding high-cost cities - Secret Service agent scandal involving ex-girlfriend and Obama photos - Secret Service image decline, recent scandals vs. polished portrayal - Nostalgia for high-security roles, recent Mr. Beast controversies - Indiana man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness - Debate on Planet Fitness oversight and gym smells delaying discovery - Commentary on People’s *Sexiest Man Alive* issue, John Krasinski, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco - Questioning *People*’s relevance in today’s culture - Magazine survival at checkouts, self-checkout decline, zine resurgence - UFO and UAP congressional hearings on military interactions - Speculation on UAPs emerging from oceans, extraterrestrial curiosity - Why advanced aliens might crash, Elizondo’s testimony on superior tech - Defiance in disclosing UAP programs, skepticism on proof in lifetimes - Hardcore band No Man with female lead plays during break - Whitney Cummings’ *Fast Friends* show blending *Friends* trivia, *Double Dare* - *Friends* nostalgia, family appeal, potential celebrity cameos - Animal ethics on *Friends*, Whitney’s NASCAR fandom, Florida tour dates - Darius Rucker waving green flag at NASCAR for diverse audience reach - Debate on displaying memorabilia, Drunkie the Bear jersey, Big Boi’s jersey room - Dan’s Daytona Speedway track gift for father-in-law, inheritance humor - Sam’s Twitch streams, Halloween cruise on Virgin Voyages - Key West’s pub crawls, Garden of Eden nudist bar etiquette - Fantasy Fest and Key West’s free-spirited vibe - Excitement for Beer Fest and So Fun Suds events, weather jokes ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [App

    2h 22m
  2. NOV 8

    797 - Bumpin Lips

    Sponsorship mention of Jeff's Bagel Run, including flavors and spreads, with a highlight on banana pudding cream cheese. Mention of holiday coffee flavors at Jeff's Bagel Run. Promotion of the podcast on Twitch and YouTube with guests Ross McCoy and Tony Moon. Babymetal concert experience: long lines at CityWalk and a diverse audience. Observations on moshing: "circle pit" culture, and Hard Rock Live's rock-themed staff. Challenges with seating, bathroom access, and table reservations at Hard Rock Live. Scene Queen’s performance: details on unique aesthetic and duet with a "Trailer Park Boys" lookalike. Babymetal’s choreography and audience engagement; Tony's acknowledgment from a band member. Reflection on a near-miss with a pedestrian and thoughts on mortality. Quality of food and drink at Orlando Museum of Art event; interaction with Sylvia Longmire. Tony Hawk’s lasting relevance: Maisie’s admiration and “Hawk Talk” with Grant Brittain. Playful paparazzi-style photos with Tony Hawk; debate on babies at charity events. Praise for Orlando Museum of Art’s punk rock exhibit; decision to join as a member. Preventative AC maintenance with American Air and Heat; appreciation for 90s music. Extreme endurance topics: Jetson's 100-mile ultra marathon, physical/mental toll, and motivation. Commentary on podcast ads during long runs; mental endurance “wall” and “shit shift” in ultra marathons. Athlete snack choices like Uncrustables and enduring repetitive podcast ads. Introduction of Reddit list of recurring show characters; humorous reminiscing on Big Tim, Chef Pat, etc. Debut of Mr. Snarts, a puppet with a song, backstory, and eccentric personality traits. Maisie’s choice to bring malt vinegar to Current Seafood Counter; praise for seafood and cocktails. Tom and Dan pint glass promotion at Current Seafood. Sofas and Suds recliner division announcement and rules against couches. Listener call from Tyler, sharing fast-food frustrations and nostalgia for Taco Bell’s 90s items. Debate on fast-food service decline, worker treatment, and societal patience. Humorous commentary on using portable urinal bags at events; practical applications discussed. Audience Q&As at events, with Tom’s anxiety over spontaneous questions. Recent interview with Daryl Hall via Zoom; praise for improved audio quality. Anticipation of "Sofas and Suds" with plans for cowboy attire. Lighthearted closing remarks and farewell with a legal disclaimer about jokes. Social Media: Website | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Where to Find the Show: Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | TuneIn The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1: Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | TuneIn Exclusive Content: Join BDM Merch: Shop Tom & Dan

    2h 9m
4.9
out of 5
2,295 Ratings

About

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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