Bitches With Beards Daniel and Max

The Bitches are NOT DEAD, unlike celebrities which seemed to be dropping like flies at the moment. It’s a good thing that we have a new friend Muffy joining us on the third mic. Daniel regrets taking a sleep aid before the episode ( but maybe not as much as the listeners) as he attempts to deliver one of the crazier news weeks. Is Tyra Banks really opening an ice cream shop in Washington DC or is he just dreaming? Max is doing all he can to avoid getting canceled. Maybe he should just pause the podcast to watch some more sports like all the other celebrities. Or he should rewatch Return of the Jedi for the first time with glasses. Then the Besties, and Muffy, try to butch it up and discuss the recent abundance of sport, but it suddenly becomes all about the fashion, the daddies in the crowd, and the fast approaching Fall season. Put that cream colored cardigan down, we’re still in a heat wave. Cheers!

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The Bitches are here and do not fear, we’re here to explain the very things you can’t be bothered to Google. This week’s edition? The Preacher’s Daughter gone bad. Where’s Joanna Lumley when you need her. Oh year, classing it up at Wimbledon! Daniel gives us a PSA on red flags during dating, all jokes aside, listen to your elders because this bitch could save your life. Max is Shelly Duvall! Only joking, he’s alive but if the Euro 2024 England team have their way he’ll be in an early grave. Then the Besties briefly touch on global politics (nothing gets us damper than progression in progress) but in truth we just want to discuss the United States of Daddyland and the double standards of sexuality. Let’s hope a sorority isn’t listening, they might have us kicked out. Cheers!

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THE BITCHES ARE BACK! The Queens of DC Culture have returned from a lovely couple of days in the country where they Rose’d all Independence Day (thanks Debs!). Daniel is forced to finally turn on his oven after a couple of bad dating experiences ala Sylvia Plath. SPOILER ALERT! One Little Piggy is most definitely not getting roast beef. Max is tentatively optimistic about Britain’s new government, but is more interested in going full Scooby Doo and revealing the true villain of Avril Lavigne’s Sk8r Boi. Then the Besties take a look at how the rising cost of living is changing food culture and how they’ve been channeling their inner Ina Garten and Martha Stewart to eat well and drink better on a budget. Cheers!

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The Bitches have suddenly realized they're in the midst of a Brat Summer. The pair pauses only to Google what is a Brat Summer, as they are Elder Millennials afterall. The middle age transitional phase continues. Daniel is still too hot to turn on his oven and gets called out by Instagram when they send him an advert for Wedgwood China. He’d be angry, but he really liked the pattern. The Coastal Grandma Transitional Phase continues. Max is open and honest about his mental health this week. Luckily God or karma intervened and sent him a Latter Day Saint. The Daddy Transitional Phase continues. Then the Besties give into the culture as the Brit’s embrace Taylor (they’ve never done that on this podcast… ever *wink) to a level we weren’t prepared for; Paul McCartney throws shapes; Hugh Grant does shots with boyfriend of the year Travis; and Andrew Scott and Phoebe Waller-Bridge dance “Shake It Off” back into the lexicon. Grab your friendship bracelets. Cheers!

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The Bitches are suffering from split brains after a divided week. Perhaps that’s why these Coastal grandmas are delusional enough to think the Royal Family will be giving them the Taylor Swift treatment when they visit England. (You know they love a London boy) Daniel is going to be acting like royalty or a diva, whatever the answer, as he continues a personal cooking journey that involves never turning on his oven. Meanwhile Max has his mind on some comedy, but contemplates how much our lived experience gives us access to specific cultures. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Then the Besties turn their attention to Justin Trouser Snake and the celebrity scandal of the week (possibly even the year). How can popstars complete a world tour but not order an Uber? Cheers (but not if you’re driving)!

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The Bitches have put Pride (and maybe a tinge of shame) behind them. They've put themselves back together and now they’re summer ready. Don't worry, they're still the lovable shambles they always were. But first, how’s YOUR mental health doing? Daniel has some practically magical news and he’s not just talking about Duchess Kate’s public appearance. She hath risen! But just why is “Audrey Hepburn at Ascot” an insult. Max is in Camp Scifi heaven as Doctor Who takes Lord on Lord action to another level and Star Wars introduces Lesbian Space Witches. He can’t contain his little light saber but please do keep up. Then the Besties ask the question, what’s more dangerous for our community; religions using TikTok dancers to indoctrinate the youth or greedy landlords taking away queer spaces? Cheers to the End Times!

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