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Our eighth episode! We’re getting the hang of this.Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker…and More!“Assistant App” written by Kimberly DiPersia.Voices:Announcer (Male): Marc LuciaSlogan Voice (Female): Toni DeckersFemale Entrepreneur 1: Sarah ZavalaFemale Entrepreneur 2: Jennifer KalisonMale Entrepreneur: Doc Anthony BravoHusband: Joe BoinoWife: Andrea Howells“Build GPT Makes a Doghouse” written by David Hah...

Our seventh episode! It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway.Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist…Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer teaches you to tango (and how!) …and More!This episode is dedicated to Kimberly Wolski.“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert.Voices:It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersiaSnow White: Jennifer Kalison“The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky...

We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances ( Miss Fortune didn't even see it).But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, featuring a trip back to the 90's and that TV show we all loved (well, the nerds did, anyway).written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly Wolskidedicated to Kimberly WolskiVoices:Smoulder: Doc Anthony BravoSulky: Jennifer KalisonAnnouncer: Doug McDowellVisit us at www.cannedme...

Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers!Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible.Originally featured in Episode 4, this version has been remixed and remastered for your listening pleasure.written by Doug McDowell.Voices:Presenter: Stede BonnettMajor Alcock Brown: Doug McDowellRupert: Doc Anthony BravoLady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersiaLord Ramsbottom: Jeff RembertVisit us at www.cannedmeattheatre...

Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one. Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really)Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in Santa Monica)…and More!“A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving,” written by Alex R. Wagner.Voices:Narrator: Jennifer KalisonSister: Rachael TillmanBrother...

While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune!Written by Andrea HowellsAnnouncer: Stede BonnettMiss Fortune: Andrea HowellsSupport us on PatreonVisit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com