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Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167
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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?
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01:46 Susan has 800 kids??
03:06 Chris’s First Impression
05:10 Rice Kings
12:50 Chris is Gay
24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh
38:23 Unsavable People
51:20 Phones are Bad for You
55:46 Susan’s Problems
1:04:04 Voicemail!
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Sexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \ Ep 166
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Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.
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15:10 Polygamy !
25:41 Helpless Relationships
30:19 Polyamory is Dope
34:50 NYC Livin
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Will Chris Survive Dubai?? | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 165
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out
TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
10:41 Mike’s Taping
13:41 Big Booty Diver
20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps
26:02 Gays Ventura
31:57 Da New York Knicks
34:09 The Eclipse Broh
42:38 Benson Boone
48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap
50:10 Voicemail
56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?
1:03:54 Mean Comments
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Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164
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00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story
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It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163
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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!
00:00 INTRO
03:39 Low T
09:35 Mike’s Birthday!
19:32 Da Knicks
25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse
32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood
39:10 Kate Middleton :(
43:55 P-Diddler
47:10 Chris the Junkie
49:20 J-Lo is Fake
59:48 Gen Z Be Like
1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo??
1:10:01 POW
1:15:26 Voicemails
1:17:40 Chrissy Physical Therapissed
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Chrissy Can't Stop Taking Edibles and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162
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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!
00:30 - Intro
07:12 - Chicken Parm
11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids
19:27 - Creatine
23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz
26:57 - Relationships Yo
31:00 - Live Reads
36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise
39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!
45:17 - DRAKE BELL
56:05 - Live Read 2
1:00:00 - Chris is Dying
1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan
1:07:49 - HIV Baby
1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal
1:17:52 - MEAN Comments
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Avis
Perfect Chemistry
You can tell these guys are friends in real life. Hilarious combo!
Cohost’s gotta go
Chris lose Mike he’s ruining your show.
Do history
Make it a history poddy bro. I would listen to every eppy