Comedy interviews are great, but they never ask the really juicy questions: how much is your rent? How do you have sex? What's that weird trait you find attractive in potential partners that other people find bizarre? You wanna know! And we don't blame you. Enter CRAZY HOT, a podcast hosted by Eileen (Aries) and Lauren (Virgo), two hotness experts and chronic over sharers six years into our overnight success as NYC comedians, featuring interviews with the world's hottest funny people (and our own close family members) about what makes them hot, and getting the dirt on their personal lives by probing them with intrusive questions that everyone else is too respectful and polite to ask. Not us! End each episode feeling amazing about yourself as we always remind you: you're hot as f*ck. To get our objectively correct advice on your relationship problems or to confess that you have a crush on us, email us at email@example.com.
"I Am Extremely This" with Rachel Coster
Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute human fire tornado of hilarity and certified Trying to Be a Good Person™ Rachel Coster!!! They caught Rachel on her dredge through Prospect Park, making her Crazy Hot's first ever outdoor interview. She is so naturally funny, talking to her made them pee their pants. We talk about the best way to take drugs, trying to be a good person, being a weird theater kid, whether or not Aries and Virgos can be in love, and Lauren finally learns what ACAB means. You can follow Rachel on Instagram @rachelcoster and Twitter @RACH4_theSTARZ for the best time of your life.
Rating & reviewing is the best way to support the pod, so please do so if you like us!! And if you don't like us, we will die!!!! Always feel free to email us and you might hear us giving you advice: firstname.lastname@example.org. Xoxo
"I'm Having Sex Right Now" with Youngmi Mayer
Eileen and Lauren chat with the amazing Youngmi Mayer (as in John Mayer but no relation thank god), prolific Tweet writer, comedian, TikTok star and host of Feeling Asian podcast and live show! They talk about the best way to deal with trolls, Youngmi's plethora of pets (two cats one dog), the funny things her son does, embracing her MILF status, and growing up on Saipan. You can find Youngmi on Instagram and Twitter @ymmayer, and TikTok @youngmimayer. She is not to be missed!!! As always, your questions and comments are always welcome, shoot us an email at email@example.com. Love you guys xoxo
"Horny Jewish Bitch" with Arielle Kaplan
Today's episode is really something. Eileen and Lauren chat with hot Jewish sex positive influencer and meme lord Arielle Kaplan aka Whoregasmic, writer and host of Balls Deep podcast!! They talk daddy issues, having IBS (or not), rebranding to be a person instead of a meme page, why being neglected makes you a hot adult, poop smoothies to help your gut health, and being a 90s kid. If you are a kinky Jewish mensch who can afford to send 3-4 children to Jewish day school, please DM Arielle, you would be so lucky!! You can find Arielle on Instagram @whoregasmic, on Twitter and TikTok @buffyfangirl94, and listen to Balls Deep from Bellesa. She is hilarious and an absolute gem. As always, if you like what you hear, please rate and review our pod and email us with ANY q's or comments @ firstname.lastname@example.org. 3
"World's Biggest Internet Troll" with Ben Palmer
Eileen & Lauren chat with absolutely legendary and world renowned comedian and internet troll Ben Palmer of Palmer Trolls!! You've seen the videos where a random guy crashes an MLM's (pyramid scheme's) Zoom meetings and makes fake Facebook pages of Walmart's customer service to reply to boomers online - that's Ben. They chat about his work as an investigative journalist, working at Joann Fabrics (one of his favorite jobs ever), how chickens get delivered to you when you order them online, how he met his lovely wife, and Eileen gives away some absolutely mint free career advice. Follow Ben on TikTok and Instagram @palmertrolls, you will not regret it!!!
"Single Fringle Dingle" With Zubi Ahmed
Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous hilarious comedian Zubi Ahmed!! They talk about the newest episodes of Arthur (D.W. dying from Covid), being toxic on dating apps, being a Capricorn who works hard and plays hard, not being friends with your ex, the little-known secret that Laughing Buddha brings out free food at the end of the open mics, and running away from home to avoid being married off to a man in Bangladesh. We love Zubi!! Follow her @chopzubi on Instagram and TikTok. 3
"Yeah That's Right, I Know Animal Collective" with Steve Jeanty
Eileen & Lauren chat to rapper, comedian, and delightful person Steve Jeanty aka Ronnie Cortado! They talk about where to get the deeply desirable Lord Farquad body, delicious Haitian food, the trauma of being on the last ever set of UCB Lloyd teams, being stopped on the street outside of Urban Outfitters, and how the f**k you actually freestyle rap (yes, there is one way and one way only). You can follow Steve on Instagram @yojeanty. 3 We also discuss therapy and mental health, both of which we are huge advocates for!!! And wanted to share some resources with you here:
MyWellbeing - get matched to an affordable therapist: www.mywellbeing.com
Open Path - all therapy sessions work on a sliding scale between $30-$60 per hour: www.openpathcollective.org
Dean Hope Teachers College at Columbia - very affordable therapy by student teachers: www.tc.columbia.edu/deanhope
Always a laugh sprinkled with heartwarming moments.
You will be entertained, but you will also feel the feels. It’s a lot like hanging out with your friends, but you’re getting a glimpse into their unique stories and experiences. Lots of comedy, with heartwarming sprinkles. I’m a fan!
Comedy and heart!
Just one question: “Why are they so hot?!” But seriously, this podcast makes me laugh and also talks about life in a way I can totally relate to. Such a nice balance. A really good listen when you want to de-stress, laugh, and feel like you’re talking to your new best friends. Eileen and Lauren are the best!
First rate comedy podcasting
Podcast is full of laugh out loud moments but also delves into all of our insecurities and anxieties with the sincerity and affirmation to lift us up to a new, even higher plane of existence! Conversations with humans to make you laugh and love!