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An antidote to the nausea caused by life in modern society via explorations of the cast of plant species composing the "living skin" of Planet Earth.

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't Tony Santore

    • Science
    • 4.9 • 308 Ratings

An antidote to the nausea caused by life in modern society via explorations of the cast of plant species composing the "living skin" of Planet Earth.

    Da Sticky Plant Episode Nice & Pleistocene Ground Sloth Turds

    Da Sticky Plant Episode Nice & Pleistocene Ground Sloth Turds

    In this episode (after a 35 minute rambling rant about West Texas Archaeology, the joy of holding 31,000 year old ground sloth shit, obscure Chihuahua Desert Sunflowers, and rich freaks, we talk with Dr. Eric Lopresti about sticky plants and the evolution and adaptive benefits of glandular-ass trichomes in plants, namely the genus Abronia (sand verbena) and the flower structure of the Bougainvillea Family, Nyctaginaceae.

    • 1 hr 59 min
    Fake Name at the ER, KILL YOUR LAWN, Installing Native Plant Gardens, etc

    Fake Name at the ER, KILL YOUR LAWN, Installing Native Plant Gardens, etc

    In this episode we discuss the glory of lawn killing, using a fake name at the ER since our Healthcare system sucks, facilitating the use of an auger for installing native plant gardens, and a whole other series of rants.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    The Long Lost Candelaria, Solar Farm Apocalypse, Peyote Country

    The Long Lost Candelaria, Solar Farm Apocalypse, Peyote Country

    In this episode we talk about the long lost population of Euphorbia antisyphylitica, thornscrub getting destroyed for a solar farm, moth pollination and night blooming plants in the Chihuahua Desert, and the Catholic Materialism Death Cult of South Texas.

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Desert Plants & West Texas Horticulture with Patti Manning

    Desert Plants & West Texas Horticulture with Patti Manning

    After a thirty minute rant about how the epic desert crucifixion thorn (one of the 6 different plants with that annoying common name), Holacantha stewartii needs to be placed in the genus Castela (Majure, 2022) among other topics, we talk with legendary West Texas Botanist and Horticulturalist Patti Manning about growing desert plants and cultivating native plant gardens.

    • 1 hr 45 min
    The Velcro Leaf Family, Fake Names at the ER, Christian Taliban, etc

    The Velcro Leaf Family, Fake Names at the ER, Christian Taliban, etc

    Rambling intro ends at 47:00, Conversation about Velcro Leaf Family Loasaceae begins at 48:00.

    • 1 hr 55 min
    Talking Peyote & Conservation in South Texas

    Talking Peyote & Conservation in South Texas

    Intro ends and conversation starts at 43:00.
    My guest today is Joe Ben Walker from the indigenous peyote conservation initiative and we talk all things peyote in South Texas. We discussed the Peyotero System, How licenses are monitored, how the DEA keeps track of licenses, how habitat is being severely threatened and destroyed by land clearance, and how peyote came into use among modern Indigenous Americans (not just the tribes that lived where Peyote grew). This was a very enlightening conversation and one that needs to be listened to by anybody interested in the long term conservation of this threatened plant. 

    • 1 hr 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
308 Ratings

308 Ratings

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I wish i could buy his book but I’m not in that place rn so this podcast will do nicely

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Sixteen stars

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