Enthusiastically Stupid: Unclean Adult = Fun Teen Cult?

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Hey, before we start this SEASON FINALE, let me ask you all a question.
Y'all ever wish you were part of a gang of unruly youfs roaming the streets smoking lots of cigarettes while doing fun felonies like graffiti, and petty theft? Consider Enthusiastic Sobriety. It's a new super fun cool way to stay off drugs by engaging in various forms of drug related behavior, BUT WITHOUT DRUGS! Whaaaat? You mean I can act like a completely insane human being totally zonked off bing bongs as ling long as I don't get high-yai-yai-I-am-your-butterfly? I'm fucking in. Won't you join us, friend?