Heretics' Social Club Jason Leger & Shauncey Fury

Welcome back to Sunday school kids. Sister Wilburn is still out with the flu, so Brother Jason is gonna tell you little f*****s all about the legend of Job. Hope you've got your loins girded, because we're about to shiver your timbers, and test your faith. Say your prayers little Job, don't forget my son to include everyone, I'll bet your wife, and your life, that you won't turn and runnnnnn.. Sheep with one eye open, burning in fields at night! Won't You Join Us, Friend? 

In this episode, we'll explore the Great Mysteries surrounding the (love) life and (elderly) death of everyone's favorite Son of G.O.D., I'm taking about ol' J to the C. Yeah, you know He! What you might not know is that He was keepin' it on the down low, bein' bad at the pad, wearing nothing but linen, 'bout to do some sinnin'. "Jesus, where are you taking me?" Somewhere we don't need women. Won't you join us, friends?

Look, just because a bunch of dudes in chest armor and cheerleader skirts nailed you to a tree on Friday, doesn't mean you can't still get up with your boys on Sunday! Roll that boulder, and grab a rolling rock with your Peter, and start building that church on the rock! Speaking of rock, we're joined for this quiz show episode by Blake Jones who is a rocker through and through. Van Halen, not Van Hagar. You know what I'm saying? Let's get drunk on Cadbury, and Reese's Eggs.

In the Season 4 Premiere of Heretics' Social Club, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate the colonial erasure of the indigenous Irish druids who once inhabited the Emerald Isle. Yet another "Hallmark Holiday" created by the folks who want Earth devoid of any cultural ceremony that doesn't celebrate the imaginary friendship between humanity and White Jesus. After that, someone pinch me, because either I'm dreaming, or we're finally gonna dip our toes into the technicolor dreampool. Don't be fooled by the coat that he's got, he's still, he's still Joey from the block aka rat snitch Joseph D with the fruity rainbow jacket? Yeah, fuuuuck that guy, and all eleven of his brothers too. Boooommm.  Won't you join us, friends?

Hey, before we start this SEASON FINALE, let me ask you all a question.
Y'all ever wish you were part of a gang of unruly youfs roaming the streets smoking lots of cigarettes while doing fun felonies like graffiti, and petty theft? Consider Enthusiastic Sobriety. It's a new super fun cool way to stay off drugs by engaging in various forms of drug related behavior, BUT WITHOUT DRUGS! Whaaaat? You mean I can act like a completely insane human being totally zonked off bing bongs as ling long as I don't get high-yai-yai-I-am-your-butterfly? I'm f*****g in. Won't you join us, friend?

This week we investigate the final section of John's Gospel wherein the Christ is Crucified for OUR SINS! That's right, we did this, and it's all our fault. God knew that one day we'd all be little heathens, so he sent himself to die for us to protect us from himself! Now let's go m********e in the shower with half a bottle of nice shampoo like we did when we were middle schoolers so that Jesus won't have died for no reason! Won't you join us, friends?