Ramjack Alexander Green and Brad Cupples

Dan joins us to give an update on Blockbuster and Target shenanigans as well as to discuss 1999s Retro Puppet Master in which Mummies are out to dehumidify anyone who stands in their way of killing one old man, who eventually commits suicide. Luckily Greg Sestero and his very mediocre avant-garde existentialist retro puppets are capable of harnessing the awesome power of gravity to keep Sutekh at bay for another 100 years.

Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master.

Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of exposition, I think?

Brad has officially seen all of the Puppet Master Movies for some reason. Alex delights in actors being harmed by wildlife. Debate culture is almost entirely useless and a waste of time. T and T 2x09 “Hostage” is an important lesson in never listening to cops. Also, why would you hold a couch for ransom?

Alex is running the Birthday gauntlet Brad is back into the Puppet Master movies for better or worse. T and T 2x08 Every Picture brings us a real set of sadsacks and a lot of questions about the Super Mario Brothers Movie.

We launch our new rules on sports uniforms. What if Elon Musk agrees with your CEO? Three People I do not trust The Constant Mandalorian, Guy-From-Gilmore-Girls-with-a small-creature-perched-on-his-head, and old guy with a brain tumor taking out vengeance on the people that rightfully denied his fake medical treatment. T and T 2x07 Fast Friends brings back that dirty cop that tried to Murder everybody 8 episodes ago and he really wants to put a lame dummy child in jail for no reason.