175 episodes

The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void.
It's a comedy podcast!

Everyone's A Critic Jess & Jonathan

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 99 Ratings

The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void.
It's a comedy podcast!

    Ep 173: Bun Length is Better

    Ep 173: Bun Length is Better

    In today's very tense episode, we talk post-punk, post-WWII architecture, and TGI Fridays. We've also got reviews for hot dogs.


    This episode is brought to you by sick days. SICK DAYS. It feels good when you do it, except when it doesn't anymore.


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    I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once. 


     

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Ep 172: The Gobble Goblin Cometh

    Ep 172: The Gobble Goblin Cometh

    Happy 2nd Halloween everyone! We're not done being spooky yet, and Jess has proven that by resurrecting the dead! (Allrecipes, that is).


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    I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once. 


     

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Ep 171: Feels Good When You Do It!

    Ep 171: Feels Good When You Do It!

    In today's jumbo-sized episode (we tried y'all), we celebrate all things infrastructure with reviews for Fort Lauderdale and Miami, as well as Central Maine Power. We also lose our f*****g minds a little.


    FREE PUB TRIVIA made by ME this FRIDAY at 7:00 PST, twitch.tv/criticeveryone. Chill to join, no login needed, just pull up the quiz site and enjoy 6 rounds of utter madness with some fellow listeners. 


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    I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once. 


     


     

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Ep 170: The Jessica Does It Everytime

    Ep 170: The Jessica Does It Everytime

    In today's cursed program, rich people waste even more money, I get sweaty at the TGI Fridays, and Jess plays Burger, Braise, Best Friend with her favorite woodland critters.


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    I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once. 


     


     

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Ep 169: Clog Up My Pita

    Ep 169: Clog Up My Pita

    Today's wordy title is brought to you by anecdotes, olives, and surprise recurring segments.


    This one had a 48-hour turnaround and is so, so good ya'll. Happy 169th!


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    I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once. 


     


     


     

    • 58 min
    Ep 168: Where‘s Your God Now, Linus?

    Ep 168: Where‘s Your God Now, Linus?

    Our episodes are getting darker, same as the days and life itself.


    Nah, jk, it's just a Spooktober special! Lol. Haha


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    I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once. 


     

    • 1 hr 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
99 Ratings

99 Ratings

lyricsandpapers ,

Give it a Try, you won’t regret it!

It’s been a couple years since I’ve been listening, and all my friends and coworkers over the years know about it at this point with how often I recommend it to people.

A married couple antagonizing each other with the most bonkers reviews online, never in my life did I think I would be so invested with what people have to say about beer or hot dogs yet the bit theme songs are engrained in my brain

-Listener Hollis

O's Toes ,

Such a fun podcast!

I look forward to listening every week for a much needed laugh. Jess and Jonathan are great, and I love how they play off one another.

Meringue Fluff ,

Such a delight!

I’ve been listening to Everyone’s A Critic on Spotify since ~October 2020, and I love this podcast So Very Much! I look forward to every episode, and I just had to share my love and enthusiasm for this on Apple reviews because they deserve ALL the 5-star reviews! Jess and Jonathan sniff out and bring us the most delectable little truffles of online reviews every week. They play off each other so well, and I love all the bits and segments they’ve built up! My mom and I have doubled over laughing during the Belligerent Bibliophobe’s Book Nook, I’m always amused at how weirdly sensual the English majors get on Beer Advocate, and I WISH Common Sense Media would find better phrasing. This brings me so much joy and laughter, and I hope everyone gets to share in it at some point!

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