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Listener, listener, listener. It's episode 10 and the finale of season 1. Who would've thought? As we come to the end of this magical journey, Robyn and Dan are asking the important questions, like: who would you shag, marry or kill in Narnia? How good was Fire Saga? Is it okay to murder prawns? Tim swings by with an incredibly exciting announcement, we debut our Tim Minchin inspired anthem of hope 'When This Is Over', and we hear from our sketch sponsor, Helen's Home Vacays.

Fill your cups it’s time for EPISODE WINE (your chosen beverage may cost you but the wordplay you get for free). Join the full bodied Grant and the dry and acidic Foxx for an adventure of all things red, white and preferably under a tenner. We’re joined by wine EXPERT Jacinta Maddison who dishes out some boozey trade secrets, Tim Gilvin’s back to serve up our new song “The Arts Can’t Go On” (a Celine Dion Knock off), and for pudding, it's Shag Marry Kill: Celebrity Chefs edition.

Good afternoon. It's episode 8. Come, let's take a turn around the garden. This week, your special friends Daniel Foxx and Robyn Grant are talking all things period drama, earnest cannibal musicals, and King Arthur. Tim swings by to serve up this episode's brand new song 'Hair' - a soliloquy on lockdown-mullets in the style of Lin-Manuel Miranda - and we deep-dive into children's literature for a Shag Marry Kill featuring the Bear from 'We're Going On A Bear Hunt', Wee Willie Winkie, and Winnie the Pooh.

Heavens to murgatroyd it’s episode 7. This week, Robyn and Dan are joined by West End starlet Jed Berry, who lends his voice to this episode’s new original number “Something’s Missing” - a song about being sexless in lockdown, in the style of Jason Robert Brown. Plus, Jed gets a quizzing on his specialist subjects (Bridesmaids and RENT), we pop to Middle Earth for a Lord of the Rings themed Shag Marry Kill, and Robyn tells us all about a robber in the garden...

Get ready. In fact you'll never be ready. It's time for Episode Sex (Sex, sex, sex...). This week your sensual hosts the dripping Robyn Grant and already melted Daniel Foxx plus music minx Tim Gilvin explore all things sexy, sultry and sizzling including a very naughty reading from this month's Country Living Magazine! Matron! West End composer Pippa Cleary joins the gang for a quiz and for the debut of our new original song "Just Me and You", a Disney inspired bop about living with your partner in lockdown. Fetch a damp flannel. Crack open a window. Put on your sexiest sex kimono.

Knock knock, who’s there? Uh oh, it’s episode 5 and it’s got murderous intent. In this episode hosts Daniel Foxx and Robyn Grant get to grips with Killing Eve, swamp-bath soaks, and sex dreams about Zeus. Champion of new musical theatre and all-round delight Rukaya Cesar swings by for a quizzing on her specialisms, “Six” and “Harry Potter”, and we play everyone's favourite family game Shag Marry Kill with Disney characters. Then Tim lets us down gently about his shed, but debuts this week’s song: “I Know It’s True”, an ABBA-inspired number about 5G Conspiracists.