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Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

The Melting Pat Pat Johnston

    • Comedy
    • 4.4 • 8 Ratings

Join Pat as he learns to read out loud by taking your questions (and answers), navigates parenthood, yells about sports, and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

    Episode 478: Choose Your Games More Carefully

    Episode 478: Choose Your Games More Carefully

    An update on the live show plans, music from here/now (6:47) and our favorite video game tunes (12:22). Then: gambling on the bus (35:08), hate-watching (48:44), hustle culture (1:02:13), & MLB notes (1:16:45).
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    • 1 hr 22 min
    Episode 477: Tough to Stop the Clones

    Episode 477: Tough to Stop the Clones

    New music from Mascots (3:25), stopping retail theft (9:41), cloning your voice (22:46), missing when social media was fun (34:53), and Jerry Seinfeld (42:36).
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    • 59 min
    Episode 476: Fake Tweets Pay Bills

    Episode 476: Fake Tweets Pay Bills

    New music from Midfield (3:22), Mission Hill’s 25th anniversary (9:06), burner accounts (20:11), and fiscal responsibility (29:52).

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    • 50 min
    Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around

    Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around

    Music from Jack Adamant (5:42), weather woes (11:36), poor collaboration (16:23), high school reunions (27:38), MLB pitcher injuries (38:11), and the season finale Flyers Update from The Captain (54:21).
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans

    Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans

    Music from Courstellation (2:54), WrestleMania weekend (7:07), converting malls (22:54), embarrassment for the A’s (33:49), more on the Shohei Ohtani gambling scandal (40:00), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (58:03).
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    Read the latest on the MLB gambling scandal here (and nevermind that I probably said the wrong number in losses!).
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    Episode 473: Earning Your Way to BronsonMania

    Episode 473: Earning Your Way to BronsonMania

    After a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:46), Matt Shaw returns to help Pat preview WrestleMania 40 (6:41)!
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    • 1 hr 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
8 Ratings

8 Ratings

Joel Berrocal ,

Episode 176, Royal Rumble Preview.

I had a blast as a guest on episode 176. We talked about NXT Takeover and The Royal Rumble, among many other topics. Miller-Lites were crapped open and profanities flew like they were going out of style. I can’t wait to do it again!

RGBlack316 ,

One of the worst

I attempted to listen to this podcast, but had to bail almost immediately. The host had one of the most annoying voices ever. His content is rambling and disorganized. He freshly uses copyright material of others without consent.

Charles Brontosaurus ,

A voice for radio, along with some other things for radio

Not many people can handle a solo show but Pat makes it work with a solid voice, good production, and interesting topics.

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