Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time We Write Good

Before Aquatic Attack April sinks to the bottom of the sea, we have one more gilled beastie to battle!! That’s right, we’re gulping down the oceanic variation of ALIEN and THE THING, the Italian-spiced creature feature, LEVIATHAN!! Here to help us dig for precious metals out of the raw schlock ore are two Returning Champions to the show, the Horror Queers themselves, Joe Lipsett & Trace Thurman!! Along the way, we talk about 1989’s Battle of the Deep Sea flicks, worship at the alter of Ernie Hudson, Trace keeps track of every sign inside the Mining Shack #7, debate the best underwear to bring for mining, clock every incident of sexual harassment, and ask what the NASA of the ocean is!! All this, plus we read the “Soul Pizza” Sea Monster for filth and play an extremely wet and fishy version of Choose Your Own Deathventure!! We get under the surface immediately this week on Kill By Kill: Aquatic Attack April!!

Finally, an animal attack movie where you’ve never been more on the animal’s side! That’s right, we’re dipping our flippers into frigid waters as we talk about 1977’s Jaws-ripoff meets John Wick revenge thriller, ORCA!! Here to help us navigate these dangerous waters is podcast host (Jordan! Jesse! Go! and Free With Ads), writer (Youth Group and Bubble), and Returning Champion - Jordan Morris!! Along the way, we discuss monumentally stupid plans, how to apologize to whales, how to burn down a village from the ocean, and the cast’s lack of a complete wardrobe!! All this, plus we debate how many X-Man powers this whale has, fan cast Charlotte Rampling as GI-Joe characters, and play a chew-heavy edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure!! Get Whale Chase Madness with us today!!

It’s a Christmas movie! It’s a shark movie! It’s a Chistmashark movie?! Folks, the confusion never ends on this Aquatic Attack April episode as things get Personal, and we talk JAWS: THE REVENGE with writer and director Nick Roth!!. His new horror movie, HANKY PANKY, is out starting today!! Along the way, we explore the express elevator to hell journey of this movie from script to screen, compare a barge to a tortilla chip, consider what nonsense sounds like science in this film, explore the psychic range of great white sharks, and debate whether the shark’s death at the end of the movie is a #GetBunked!! All this, plus casting corpses, odd friends, banana boats, and a toothsome Choose Your Own Deathventure!! Also, why can’t this shark attack anyone in the water? Why does it always have to be in a boat? If you know the answer, yell at us through your phone or computer… we’ll hear you.

Ahoy there!! Welcome to Animal Attack April… or should we say Aquatic Attack April? That’s right, we’re setting sail for dangerous seas for 2024 as Patrick & Gena catch one hell of a cruise and enjoy 1998’s DEEP RISING!! Along the way, we talk variable-sized tentacles, debate the Steven Sommers formula, campaign for more goop in movies, enjoy the sloppy skeleton hugs, consider Die Hard wieners, worship at the alter of Famke Janssen, and recount how the film’s box office fortunes were sunk by James Cameron’s TITANIC!! All this, plus we punch some tentacles, gaze with lust in our hearts at a young Dijon Hounsou, and slurp up a very grabby version of Choose Your Own Deathventure!! It's a tentacular start to our month-long salute to aquatic horror!! Check it out!!

Welcome to Kill By Kill’s TV Terrors... in SPACE!! Patrick is still overseas, so we're unearthing a beloved Patreon episode covering one of the most ridiculous hours of television ever aired - Buck Rogers in the 25th Century's Space Vampire!! It's a desperate battle between people armed with laser guns and a sentient brussel sprout with Groucho Marx eyebrows!! Along the way, we talk robot romance, lost lingo, excess button work, B-plot boredom, and the most Lyrca ever featured on the show!! Set a course for adventure and vampiric veggies with us today!!

Are you ready to pledge? Feel the Rush Week as we stay overnight in the creepy and campy Monster Slash of 1981’s HELL NIGHT!! Here to help us go Greek is writer and author of A Cut Below: A Celebration Of B-Horror Movies, Scott Drebit!! Along the way, we talk double-downers, “gorking” out, a brief history of horror’s Dirty Peanuts, slow walking, and tons of real character development!! All this, plus “take a penny, leave a penny” gun rooms, awkward tiki torch processions, and a round of Choose Your Own Adventure that’s anything but academic!! It’s an all-night party of an episode, folks!!