494 episodes

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Allen and Katie watch horror movies from all eras and of all qualities and then discuss them in a not-so-academic way (just as the name "Werewolf Ambulance" might imply!) and then discuss and rate them. The episodes do contain spoilers, so please watch the films before listening if that bothers you!

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast Werewolf Ambulance

    • TV & Film
    • 4.7 • 525 Ratings

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Allen and Katie watch horror movies from all eras and of all qualities and then discuss them in a not-so-academic way (just as the name "Werewolf Ambulance" might imply!) and then discuss and rate them. The episodes do contain spoilers, so please watch the films before listening if that bothers you!

    Episode 472 - Conquest (1983)

    Episode 472 - Conquest (1983)

    In this week's episode, we check in with our friend and yours but mostly Allen's, Lucio Fulci, and his 1983 sword-and-sandal horror film "Conquest." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: the most Vaseline you've ever seen, cute lil baby lapdog werewolves, eating brains through a slit in a mask (like you do), laser arrows, learning to love and be loved, and the grossest thing since maggot phone.
    LUCIO! We love the man so much, we put him on a semi-insulting t-shirt featuring the artwork of the inimitable Justin Gray (get it at https://www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance)
    Even if you don't want that-- and why would you not?-- you can still listen to all our Fulci episodes from the past: Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2," Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead," and Episode 388- "The House by the Cemetery."
    The regular lineup of links!
    You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to 40+ episodes of our action movie podcast, and if you become a Total Wolf now, you'll get to vote on our next action movie this month!


    leave us a message at 412-407-7025
    hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 
    buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
    the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

    we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
    sorta on Twitter @werebulance
    sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance
    www.werewolfambulance.com

    if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.
     
    If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.


    Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
    Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
    Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Episode 471- Scarecrows (1988)

    Episode 471- Scarecrows (1988)

    In this week's episode, we're going back to a question that has haunted me for years: did I actually see a good movie about scarecrows years ago, or was it all a dream? A number of you have suggested that it might be the 1988 film "Scarecrows," so here we are. Special topics for your consideration include: bad piloting, bad paramilitary-ing, bad locations, bad plans, good hair, good scarecrows, and your future World Series-winning Pittsburgh Pirates, obviously. 
    This is the fourth entry into our hunt for THE scarecrow movie: the others are Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake), Episode 334- "Husk," and Episode 386- "Dark Night of the Scarecrow."
    The regular lineup of links!
    You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to 40+ episodes of our action movie podcast, and if you become a Total Wolf now, you'll get to vote on our next action movie this month!


    leave us a message at 412-407-7025
    hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 
    buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
    the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

    we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
    sorta on Twitter @werebulance
    sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance
    www.werewolfambulance.com

    if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.
     
    If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.


    Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
    Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
    Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Episode 470- The 13th Warrior (1999)

    Episode 470- The 13th Warrior (1999)

    In this week's episode, IT'S ALLEN'S BIRTHDAY and it's a biggie, so we're letting him pick whatever he wants. We'll be discussing the 1999 intersection of many of his interests, "The 13th Warrior." Special topics for your consideration include: what makes a good D&D movie, a very brief re-telling of "Beowulf," the Omar Sharif cool factor, religious loopholes, and some Viking lore. 
    I legitimately can't think of another movie we've done to compare to this one, so I maybe we'll go with the literature angle: Episode 110- "Bram Stoker's Dracula."
    The regular lineup of links!
    You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to 40+ episodes of our action movie podcast, including our brand new episode which basically a love letter to Bolo Yeung in "Enter the Dragon."


    leave us a message at 412-407-7025
    hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 
    buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
    the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

    we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
    sorta on Twitter @werebulance
    sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance
    www.werewolfambulance.com

    if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.
     
    If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.


    Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
    Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
    Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

    • 1 hr 9 min
    Episode 469- Scanners (1981)

    Episode 469- Scanners (1981)

    In this week's episode, we are back to the well of one of our mainstay directors, David Cronenberg, with the 1981 film "Scanners." Now we know what it's like to be let down by a friend, hoo boy. Other topics for your consideration include: Michael Ironside doing the heavy lifting, dudes talking, various brands of margarine, more dudes talking, Dr. Ruth's legacy, not being able to tell apart the dudes that just keep talking, and the use of AI in the production of this podcast.
    We just covered another Cronenberg film recently: Episode 456- "Rabid." Catch his other movies in Episode 88- "Shivers," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 177- "The Brood," and Episode 442- "Videodrome." 
    The regular lineup of links!
    You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to 40+ episodes of our action movie podcast! For "Martial [arts] Madness" this month, we'll be discussing the Bruce Lee classic "Enter the Dragon."


    leave us a message at 412-407-7025
    hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 
    buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
    the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

    we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
    sorta on Twitter @werebulance
    sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance
    www.werewolfambulance.com

    if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.
     
    If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.


    Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
    Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
    Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Re-release: Episode 186- Tourist Trap (1979)

    Re-release: Episode 186- Tourist Trap (1979)

    Hello EMTs! No new episode this week, so we're inviting you to bask in the glory of the weird mind of Charles Band with the 1979 film "Tourist Trap." We released this one nearly six years ago, so we were like... practically babies! We hope you enjoy it.

    • 47 min
    Episode 468- The Visitor (1979)

    Episode 468- The Visitor (1979)

    In this week's episode, we're hanging out in one of our favorite genres: weird Italian shit of the 1970s! We've got the 1979 alien/jesus/horror cult classic "The Visitor." Also, someone call the authorities because somehow Allen has sold me on the aforementioned weird Italian shit and made me love it.
    Special topics for your consideration include: the most beautiful blonde Jesus, ropey toes, Spaghetti House, fantastic Southern accents, pizzeria incidents, buying a child a raptor, and green screens for daaaays.
    You wanna see more Franco Nero? You may like him as the sexiest Pope in Episode 444- "The Pope's Exorcist" AND THERE'S GONNA BE THREE MORE, HALLELUJAH, THANK YOU POPE FRANCO NERO. You like these weird Italians pretending to not be weird Italian? You'd probably like another movie by these weirdos, Episode 308- "Beyond the Door."
    The regular lineup of links!
    You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to last month's episode, "Taken," along with 40+ action movies that you will 100% not regret spending a couple bucks on, I swear.
     
    leave us a message at 412-407-7025
    hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 
    buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
    the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

    we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
    sorta on Twitter @werebulance
    sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance
    www.werewolfambulance.com

    if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.
     
    If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.


    Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
    Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
    Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

    • 1 hr 17 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
525 Ratings

525 Ratings

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Always Wet!

This show is nothing like being saw-paper RD’d. An enjoyable ride that brings me joy each week. Thank ya’ll for the many years of laughs!

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