The ADGRODcast ADGROD

Have you ever been in a situation where you have absolutely been present, but you don't feel like you were, or don't remember being there? It's like you're in the room, but you're hanging out about three feet from the other humans. There is a near pause in the matrix, and you can feel your senses to the maximum degree, but are also completely disconnected from whatever is happening. 
Well, this episode, and the next one, will be an embodiment of that very experience. In improvised musical form. This is one from the "my sleep paralysis demon made me listen to this and participate somehow" vaults. And ya know what? If you don't make it all the way through this one, it's okay. But, be aware that you actually did...indeed get through it. 
STRAP IN. 
 

THIS WEEK!! Oh boy, it's chock full, like one of those ice cream cakes that's two chocolate chip cookies with chocolate chip ice cream in the middle. Those things are so goddamn good!
So, the first song is about how we do this podcast for us, and not for you, but we're glad that you listen. Second song is Personal Space Invaders, and it's about those people that get too close in public. And then, there is a song about a specially trained person who is trained to be...an a*****e. And finally, a continuation on our ongoing series about Artificial Intelligence: I Simp For Alexa. A turgid tale of a man who simps for Alexa, and won't have it any other way. 
Side note, Adam had to learn what "simping" is for the title of the episode.
TURGID! TURGID! TURGID! 

THIS WEEK!! We explore the challenging life of an adult Dennis the Menace. Then, a surprise Bidet party...no, not B-day...Bidet. Yup. Then, your parents, and grandparents, and great grandparents did this thing, so you will also do it. Even if you absolutely suck Shai-Hulud ass at it. It's called: Inneptotism. Rodney eventually pronounces it right. 
SLINKY, SLINKY, EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY, EVEN IF IT'S SEXY

THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into what might happen if everything simply reset, or updated like a computer. Would you even know if it happened? Would it matter? Would you profess your love for that barista? Would you throw fecal matter at senior citizens at the YMCA? Would you tell your boss that you're done with your job?
You don't have the right, o, you don't have the right. To know, that is. 
We don't either. 

THIS WEEK!! They took my Potato Bread, first and foremost. Then, My Dealer Wants To Be My Friend, which may or may not be based on a true story. Then, STOCK BLOCKED, and finally, competitive gaming comes to the Adgrodcast and minds are lost. Lost, I tell you! 
WHEW! Man, what a year. Already. 

THIS WEEK! It's like you've been gooning for us for, like, months, and we STILL don't have new episodes! Well, that's mostly true. Unfortunately, we aren't in control of the goddamn universe, despite what it may seem like. BUT, we will be back with more fresh ADGRODcast content very soon. In the meantime, please check out our Bandcamp page for our most recent release: IAMAI. 
IAMAI is the first in a series of single releases we will do this year featuring some songs from the show, plus some unreleased stuff we never put on the podcast. 
Keep pumping that iron, gasoline, them fists, and that Vaseline. Be back soon!