The Dirty Crime Boys Patrick Moore

Dirty Crime Boys #9

-Joe is leaving our hometown in February… unless we get to a 100,000 plays

- Our 12 listeners need to become a cult

- How do you talk to a girl you like like?

- We created a cult under the religion of Joe and Pat

- Patrick’s Hail Mary play coming soon

- College Freshman Year experiences: How Joe ended moving out.

- Crime: Joe makes his summer fling wifey and how the relationship lead to heart break

- How they met? How they fell in love at a theater kids party

- But everything in college changed

- Why does Josephine break up with Joe?

- who's got the KRABS?

Dirty Crime Boys #8

Opening: Patrick talks about his very really girlfriend Tracey that lives in Georgia or Nigeria

How much money pat gives her, how they met, and why she enjoys feet pics


What’s the dirtiest thing you did today?
Why do they have 20 year old play high schoolers in shows in movies?
Hunger Games School
Setting: 7th grade blue team
The story of a young Romelo: worms in his pocket, peeing over a stall into a urinal, stuck in a shopping cart on YouTube, and him pretending to be illiterate
Crime: somebody stinking up the school for a straight week
Suspects: Jebediah ( the greaser type)

Tobias (generic nerd)
Flavor Flav (big Hamilton fan, theater type) dressed up as Gandalf the Grey


The infamous fight over cut hair
Embarrassing moment in pat’s life he created an instagram account for gollum (lord of the rings) called gollum lovers
Interesting encounter with Tobias
Bonus Story: How Pat got one shotted in the face by a angry female

Dirty Crime Boys #7


Joeys world tour food reviews shout out
Joeys only fans?
Is zac Efron ted bundy?
Mitt Romney—> Mormons—>Caffeine——> Soaking?
The crime: Sleepover with Spongebob Porn?
Bradley Stooper’s tragic past 
Jimmy Fallon harasses us
The sleepover commence : freeze tag and deep talks 
Who wanks? Bradley, the trav man, Dougster

Dirty Crime boys #6


Eminem is he good or does he just rap fast?
Nick cannon
Quick scat session
Setting: St. Patrick’s day weekend
Road trip to a big college
Party in the USA—-> Miley Cyrus———> why did she break up with that hemsworth brother
The other hemsworth brother skit (Jeff Hemsworth) 
Classic college party experience
Jeff gets a intervention?
Joe’s fascination with the minion movie
Football party: epic
Frat party: more epic
Who puked on the futon?
Was it Jeff? Joe? Jartus? FeFe? Pat?
The boys solve another nail biter

Dirty Crime Boys #5


Tinder Game and finding wifey
Matching with Lucifer
Would the devil be too much in the bed
Joe’s go to song when depressed
The crime: The Red Robin field trip
Are the fries really bottomless? Pats battle with the fries
Joe’s trial tribulations 

Poopy pants
Does the patriots dynasty turn Joe on?


Bus drivers be like…
Poop in a bag= classic prank
Was this the worst crime yet?
Couple of the year?
Was the crime a family crime…?
Will Emma ever return?

Dirty crime boys #4

Soft Opening:

Which cycle is the best (bicycle, tricycle, unicycle)

Hozier talk (best song)

Ejaculation with flaccid penis talk 4:20

Wet dreams and not cranking it

I fart at 10:45

Difference between being stoner and having pink eye

The crime:

Janessa’s Classic Graduation party setting

The PANTSING and GRANNY PANTIES

High school musical rating

Introducing : Stevey boy, Jonas, and Olivia

Who did it?