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"Private Property? Not to This Karen!" by u/I_am_so_lost_again: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kzurd5/private_property_not_to_this_karen/

"Yeah, I get a staff discount, I'm staff..." by u/cj22spnmcu: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kzi7p1/yeah_i_get_a_staff_discount_im_staff/

"I wasn’t cutting in line, have fun getting arrested." by u/Jane-Sayes: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/magfvi/i_wasnt_cutting_in_line_have_fun_getting_arrested/

"Karen tells me I'm not the person she hired" by u/Both_Development_324: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kdo04t/karen_tells_me_im_not_the_person_she_hired/

"Never mess with the smallest bouncer." by u/indigowulf: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n0c2yu/never_mess_with_the_smallest_bouncer/

"Yelled at by customer at work" by u/TheKeekses: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kiv8wp/yelled_at_by_customer_at_work/

"My Dad is the owner..." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/mpqzdp/my_dad_is_the_owner/

"“Wear a mask.” “Fuck you.” “Excuse you what now?”" by u/Medved-Kyojin: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n4gcl9/wear_a_mask_fuck_you_excuse_you_what_now/

"Random angry lady who doesn't like where I parked." by u/oFFtheWall0518: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/lp2se9/random_angry_lady_who_doesnt_like_where_i_parked/

"Yes, I do work here so charge me twice as much please." by u/Equivalent-Salary357: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/o9xpel/yes_i_do_work_here_so_charge_me_twice_as_much/

"Racist against the OWNER" by u/CultKlutz: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ligor4/racist_against_the_owner/

"I do work here. And somewhere else" by u/Philosofy2021: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/lbefqx/i_do_work_here_and_somewhere_else/




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"TIFU by showing my asshole to my dentist" by u/hbcantonio: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzo3pf/tifu_by_showing_my_asshole_to_my_dentist/

"TIFU by being vulnerable and lonely" by u/Toxbunny080: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2azsr/tifu_by_being_vulnerable_and_lonely/

"Tifu by teaching my cats that we eat at the same times..." by u/moonchild_86: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0ditt/tifu_by_teaching_my_cats_that_we_eat_at_the_same/

"Tifu by drunk calling my love interest at 4:30 in the morning and bawling to her about how much she means to me and how much I love her." by u/BlankAnyway206: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyky17/tifu_by_drunk_calling_my_love_interest_at_430_in/

"TIFU by Not Realizing My POF Date Had an Intellectual Disability" by u/Damaged_Discount: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0avkr/tifu_by_not_realizing_my_pof_date_had_an/

"TIFU by crying in front of my 7 y/o sis" by u/Radmelike: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2itl3/tifu_by_crying_in_front_of_my_7_yo_sis/

"TIFU by arousing myself to the smell of shit" by u/99notathrowaway99: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1sx8d/tifu_by_arousing_myself_to_the_smell_of_shit/

"TIFU by laughing at my wife's cactus injury" by u/ez2remembercpl: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0aqvf/tifu_by_laughing_at_my_wifes_cactus_injury/

"TIFU by shaving my nether regions." by u/drewm99x: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qycv89/tifu_by_shaving_my_nether_regions/

"TIFU by peeing on my friend’s new kitten" by u/Poofms: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1atvw/tifu_by_peeing_on_my_friends_new_kitten/

"TIFU by endorsing my ex’s communication skills on LinkedIn" by u/Apple_lightning23: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzwq2c/tifu_by_endorsing_my_exs_communication_skills_on/

"TIFU by being a National threat" by u/Origamishi: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyf5we/tifu_by_being_a_national_threat/

"TIFU by rubbing Menthol Shampoo into my Anus" by u/TheRealVrox: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0a8kz/tifu_by_rubbing_menthol_shampoo_into_my_anus/

"TIFU I can’t forgive myself how I lost my virginity" by u/Peach_1999: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1l6c2/tifu_i_cant_forgive_myself_how_i_lost_my_virginity/

"TIFU by bringing a pistol through airport security" by u/Bayou38: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1l20k/tifu_by_bringing_a_pistol_through_airport_security/




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""As per my NDA, I am not allowed to discuss this position with former employers. Since my firing is effective immediately you are now a former employer"" by u/cranne: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0ln0g/as_per_my_nda_i_am_not_allowed_to_discuss_this/

""I want your boss's number!" "OK"" by u/GBreakerMills: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qzyso3/i_want_your_bosss_number_ok/

"Screw her over on probation period? Ok" by u/Sugarman111: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r1in64/screw_her_over_on_probation_period_ok/

"Neighbors read their contract" by u/Emotional-Thunk: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qyexai/neighbors_read_their_contract/

"Brand new manager try's to fire me, lets see how this ends." by u/tjmax1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r2mt5q/brand_new_manager_trys_to_fire_me_lets_see_how/

"I should've read the lease? Well you should've read the law!" by u/FatCats2fat: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r1azbz/i_shouldve_read_the_lease_well_you_shouldve_read/

""You can sue me, I'm used to it" "OK"" by u/throwawaysueme31: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r212s6/you_can_sue_me_im_used_to_it_ok/

"A vow of silence" by u/Lokermann: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r299uv/a_vow_of_silence/

"Hold the sour cream." by u/clantontann: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0g1dy/hold_the_sour_cream/

"HR tries to gaslight me and screw me, they end up bending over backwards" by u/sukysuky5buky: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0pgi0/hr_tries_to_gaslight_me_and_screw_me_they_end_up/




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"Yep, I do work here, since the beginning..." by u/moldyjim: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qzwhyo/yep_i_do_work_here_since_the_beginning/

"I'm not your server though" by u/ThePotatoConnoisseur: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qyjohg/im_not_your_server_though/

""I *know* where I am!" (Clearly, you don't...)" by u/Eldon_of_Hyrule: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/r0hgmh/i_know_where_i_am_clearly_you_dont/

"I'm doing my job" by u/MrSpaceWalrus: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/r0oq7n/im_doing_my_job/

"Uh What was your name?" by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qzc8l7/uh_what_was_your_name/

"Apparently we shouldn’t listen to safety instructions from staff members…" by u/l1lith___: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qnwr1z/apparently_we_shouldnt_listen_to_safety/

"We don't sell shoes" by u/Additional_Decision6: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qkkd46/we_dont_sell_shoes/

"Move along kid, we were here first" by u/ThePotatoConnoisseur: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qm6gwe/move_along_kid_we_were_here_first/

"I can't believe it happened again" by u/ComputerGeekyGuy: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qpkby2/i_cant_believe_it_happened_again/

"I thought my Spirit Halloween apron was obvious, on top of the bright costumes...." by u/daintylittlelady: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qwvdc8/i_thought_my_spirit_halloween_apron_was_obvious/

"Bird Lady" by u/BeneficialAd269: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qpi9bg/bird_lady/

"I was the dumby." by u/samg461a: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qs1w6t/i_was_the_dumby/

"Lady called the police because I was wearing a hoodie." by u/thowaway33333: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/l99pvw/lady_called_the_police_because_i_was_wearing_a/

"My face on the building, but somehow I'm not the owner" by u/jcolinpetersen: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/o0mbgb/my_face_on_the_building_but_somehow_im_not_the/

"I’M THE BANK PRESIDENT, JACKASS!!!" by u/sm9847: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kq7nw0/im_the_bank_president_jackass/

"My dad owns this place, you can't ban me from here...." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/nrn6yx/my_dad_owns_this_place_you_cant_ban_me_from_here/

"Entitled person demands that I be arrested for joking around with a police officer when he let me out of the back of his car. Apparently, i'm a criminal, no way I work for them." by u/Droch: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n0y9x5/entitled_person_demands_that_i_be_arrested_for/


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"TIFU by dumping a beautiful girl over her "smell" during sex" by u/Ami992: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2k77d/tifu_by_dumping_a_beautiful_girl_over_her_smell/

"TIFU by not supporting my daughter after she was raped" by u/throwawayreddad: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1fgwv/tifu_by_not_supporting_my_daughter_after_she_was/

"TIFU by fixing my girlfriend's parents internet router and now they think I watch gay porn." by u/napstur: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyuwtp/tifu_by_fixing_my_girlfriends_parents_internet/

"TIFU by telling my kid to take his cigarettes." by u/helpme_ima_hostage: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0vbzq/tifu_by_telling_my_kid_to_take_his_cigarettes/

"TIFU by leaving not one - but THREE - imprints of my cock and balls on the shower glass" by u/staysl-boom: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qy2vbw/tifu_by_leaving_not_one_but_three_imprints_of_my/

"TIFU - I made my (identifiable) nudes available for thousands to see" by u/tjfun888: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzlax4/tifu_i_made_my_identifiable_nudes_available_for/

"TIFU By Not Telling My Daughter Freddie Mercury Was Dead" by u/NotSteveActually: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r207yj/tifu_by_not_telling_my_daughter_freddie_mercury/

"TIFU by getting my wife kicked out of a restaurant with her friend, while I was still at home." by u/chillydownfiregang: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1ubgd/tifu_by_getting_my_wife_kicked_out_of_a/

"TIFU by eating White Castle against my wife’s wishes" by u/durangojim: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r16fg9/tifu_by_eating_white_castle_against_my_wifes/

"TIFU I didn't explain to my coworker what a gynecologist is" by u/adderall_and_cake: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r05447/tifu_i_didnt_explain_to_my_coworker_what_a/

"tifu by ruining my son's first word" by u/Whoopsmansnothot: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyauj4/tifu_by_ruining_my_sons_first_word/

"TIFU by setting my friends vadge on fire 🔥" by u/tyler_durden2021: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyg0pd/tifu_by_setting_my_friends_vadge_on_fire/

"TIFU by sucking dick in the school bathroom" by u/yupido678: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qz7kqt/tifu_by_sucking_dick_in_the_school_bathroom/

"Tifu by convincing my very catholic parents that we have a ghost in our house" by u/Daniel_Mathieu: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzgoz3/tifu_by_convincing_my_very_catholic_parents_that/




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