13 episodes

Facts and fascinating non-fictions told by two friends with absolutely no credentials! Ben Asaykwee and Kristin Watson Heintz laugh their way through stories and tidbits in this brand new podcast by two longtime friends who have no qualifications other than the ones they made up for themselves. From nature to history to true crime, anything goes as this no-holds-barred duo each share a story (comprised of information provided by people with actual credentials) in conversation as natural as you might have in your living room... except when there’s people you like on your couch… not your kids, other people.

We Sh!t You Not Kristin Watson Heintz & Ben Asaykwee

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 22 Ratings

Facts and fascinating non-fictions told by two friends with absolutely no credentials! Ben Asaykwee and Kristin Watson Heintz laugh their way through stories and tidbits in this brand new podcast by two longtime friends who have no qualifications other than the ones they made up for themselves. From nature to history to true crime, anything goes as this no-holds-barred duo each share a story (comprised of information provided by people with actual credentials) in conversation as natural as you might have in your living room... except when there’s people you like on your couch… not your kids, other people.

    Thanks, Drew.....but you missed.

    Thanks, Drew.....but you missed.

    Kristin spins an unbelievable tale of corruption and theft while Ben digs deep on what's in front of your house.

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Then Your Poo Will Glow.....Probably

    Then Your Poo Will Glow.....Probably

    Pillow talk and disco and great things in the world - what could be better than that? Nothing. Not one thing.

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Not THAT Baby Jane

    Not THAT Baby Jane

    Check out what happens when Kristin goes deep on a silent movie era scandal and Ben goes crazy for babies in boxes!

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Are Bunnies Catholic?

    Are Bunnies Catholic?

    Ben talks Easter, but not in the way you'd expect, while Kristin says the word "cat" A LOT. Plus, transitions are hard.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    We're Baaaaaaack

    We're Baaaaaaack

    Kristin ventures into the open seas and Ben gives us the skinny on a toxic 300 year old misunderstanding.

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Til Death Do Us Part

    Til Death Do Us Part

    Kristin wants to be a Mauritius Bride in Sweden while Ben takes a stab at dark hallways, slinky dresses and baby cleavage (ew, no stabbing baby cleavage).

    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
22 Ratings

22 Ratings

tjkickie ,

Really fun podcast

Ben and Kristin are just delightful! They are so fun and lovely, and have lots of good info to share. If you like to learn random things while laughing, this is the podcast for you.

EnRoute Fan ,

Actual Lols!

People type that all the time but how many actual out loud laughs do you get in a day? I’ve at least tripled my laugh count today after Episode one. Of all the bazillion podcasts I listen to, this is by far my new fav. 💕

J_A_Lange ,

The Deep Dives you Didn’t Know You Needed

This podcast is for anyone who enjoys hearing two people who CLEARLY love spending time together educate each other on topics you never knew you had an interest in exploring. The topics are well prepared and the conversation is organic - highly recommend. As an added bonus, these two have NO qualms about correcting previous episode statements and laughing at themselves. A total breath of fresh. Thank you Kristin and Ben!

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