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Neil and Claire read straight and LGBTQ+ Romance and Erotic Novels and then we play F**K, Marry, Kill with the characters. It is sexy and silly fun! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FMKLitPod

You can also support our podcast and find all kinds of need extras on our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

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    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 18 Ratings

Neil and Claire read straight and LGBTQ+ Romance and Erotic Novels and then we play F**K, Marry, Kill with the characters. It is sexy and silly fun! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FMKLitPod

You can also support our podcast and find all kinds of need extras on our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

    70. Princes!

    70. Princes!

    You, dear listeners, are royalty to us and should be wooed accordingly. Which is why today we're doing princes! Specifically, modern princes with commoners (we love a specific theme). For this episode we read "His Most Convenient Bride (Princely Passions)" by Holly Rayner and "The Royal Report" by Claire Castle. Our imperial hosts discuss baking hours, the fact that there actually *is* such a thing as too many sandwiches, and Neil goes on another grammar rant. She's a grammar queen, apparently.

    Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/fmklitpod

    • 1 hr 34 min
    69. Polyamory!

    69. Polyamory!

    What's better than finding the love of your life? Finding both the loves of your life! Which is why today we're doing polyamory! For this extra love-filled episode, we read "Heart and Hand: Interracial Mail Order Bride (Gold Sky Book 1)" by Rebel Carter, and "She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2)" by Tess Bowery. Our hosts discuss arguments about wet clothes, what it means to be the Meg of the relationship, and how easily bananas can break the fantasy of the narrative.

    And don't forget to check out our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

    • 1 hr 56 min
    68. Treasure Hunters!

    68. Treasure Hunters!

    We here at FMKlit think that a good book is worth more than its weight in gold. And while we don't always read good books, this episode's books have plenty of gold because today we're doing Treasure Hunters! For this expedition of an episode, we read "Unexpected Treasure: The Treasure Hunters Series Book I" by Aidan Willows and Grace Risata, and "Treasure of Love (Love Series Book 2)" by Scotty Cade. Today our hosts discuss alien dicks; the do's and don'ts of underwear shopping; and the most important quality a person can possibly have: a competent pussy.

    And don't forget to check out our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

    • 1 hr 55 min
    67. Classics!

    67. Classics!

    Pour yourself some fine brandy, climb into those silky sheets, and crank up the gramophone, because today, our most esteemed listeners, we're doing classics! For this very fancy episode, we read "Persuasion" by Jane Austen, and "Maurice" by E. M. Forster. Our learned hosts discuss some of the most esoteric of subjects: where one can find the reset button on the human body, a strong contender for the "Worst Ex in Literature" Award, and whatever the f**k a pump room is.

    And, of course...the Goop Diaper: https://goop.com/wellness/environmental-health-civics/diaper-tax/

    Support us on Patreon!
    www.patreon.com/fmklitpod

    • 2 hr 17 min
    66. Aliens!

    66. Aliens!

    They say love is the strongest force in the universe and, in the interest of science, we here at FMKlit are going to test this theory. Because today we're doing human/alien lovin'!! Today we read "Ruth's Bonded (The Gandry Book 1)" by V.C. Lancaster and "Planet Glecerus [Alien Lovers 1] (Siren Publishing Menage Everlasting ManLove)" by Olivia Black. On this intergalactic episode, our hosts discuss the caloric risk of too much sex, the dangers of hide and seek, and Claire wants it known that she is not here for necklace.

    And, as promised, romance Twitter drama!! https://twitter.com/BookishAlerts/status/1516521583174635520?s=20&t=NHMwpNKeQWlvCUDSeFSbug


    Support us on Patreon!
    https://www.patreon.com/fmklitpod

    • 1 hr 50 min
    65. Construction Workers!

    65. Construction Workers!

    Is that a 2x4 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Hope you're ready for a good lay....ing of bricks. Because today we're doing construction workers! This time around we read "Hard Wood: A Steamy Romantic Comedy" by Tara Crescent and "One Brick at a Time" by J. P. Bowie. For this hard tool-filled episode, our hosts discuss the joy of a good meet-cute, sex furniture, and the origin of witch hats.

    Check out our Patreon!! patreon.com/fmklitpod

    And check out "Friends with Food," the podcast where Claire and Neil were guests: https://www.friendswithfoodpod.com/

    • 2 hr 6 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
18 Ratings

18 Ratings

Ducklvr99 ,

Feels like I’m hanging out with my friends

I love when a new episode of FMK Lit comes out and I get to hang out with my friends! Claire and Neil are lovely and fun to listen to. I love their laughs!

mollylolly88 ,

Favorite Podcast!

This show is witty, raunchy, and wonderful! Do you want to listen to two experienced writers talk about romance novels from a loving, critical, and honest perspective? I do! These two have a clear love of the romance genre and as they review books with total honesty, they make you want to love romance novels just as much. I've even been tempted to pick up a few of the books that they hate!

'tastia ,

Reviewers with humor & honesty & sensitivity to the varied community

“Does the description _on_ the book match the actual content?” They do a quick check about this on every book, and it is so interesting to hear how the pitch and the book don’t always match up!
With humor and affection, the hosts do an excellent job of honestly recounting what does and doesn’t work for them in the various novels. I always have a great time listening to these folks talk about plot choices, character development, and what’s making them “hot and bothered” this time. (Hope they come back from vacation soon and feel ready to go again!)

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