Free-Ass. Press Podcast Free-Ass. Press
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The New York Times called Free-Ass. Press "the fake news site whose name cannot be repeated here," and has listed it among the best comedy of the day alongside Jay Leno, David Letterman and The Onion.
This Voldemort of news satire has had the No. 1 story in all topics on Digg.com and goes viral more often than videos of cats falling off couches (LOL!).
Visit Free-Ass. Press at www.freeasspress.com.
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Oprah Gains Weight Eating Her Own Ratings
Oprah Winfrey, the daytime queen of talk and weight loss minus the weight loss, has gained the weight back again.
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TV Goes Digital; Playboy Channel Still Fuzzy
14-year-old boys all over America are outraged that the Playboy channel still comes in fuzzy.
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Optimists File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Optimist International, commonly known as the Optimists, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
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State-of-the-Art Presidential Limo Boasts a Top Speed of 3
GM unveiled its largest, heaviest, most-polluting, least fuel-efficient vehicle ever to hit American roadways.
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Condi Rice Publishes Memoir:
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has announced the publication of her new tell-all memoir, "I'm Black Too, Ya Know!"
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Afghanistan Cancels "Take Your Child To Work" Day
"Take Your Child To Work Day" has been canceled in Afghanistan due to weather.
For these stories and more, go to www.freeasspress.com.