Hallmark Snark

Hallmark Snark
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Hallmark Snark

Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. Join Tara and Austin as they lovingly snark on all things Hallmark.

  1. HÁ 18 H

    S6E14 - Week 6 Snark Rankings - Christmas on Call, Three Wiser Men and a Boy, To Have and to Holiday

    Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies— Christmas on Call, Three Wiser Men and a Boy, To Have and to Holiday—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    14min

  2. HÁ 1 DIA

    S6E13 Three Wiser Men and a Boy

    Well shucks. We were annoyed…by how good this was. Can a sequel be better than the original? The Godfather taught us it’s possible, and while this isn’t The Godfather, it’s one of those rare moments where a sequel delivers. Join us as we indulge in a steady diet of sparks—not often found in such abundance in our Countdown to Christmas reviews. We may do a little bit of fan-girl/boy-ing over Paul Campbell and Kimberley Sustad, but don’t worry—we still managed to find a healthy dose of snarks to snack on. Also, we’d absolutely pay to see How the Grump Ruins Christmas.

    1h1min

  3. HÁ 5 DIAS

    S6E12 - Week 5 Snark Rankings - Christmas with the Singhs, Jingle Bell Run, Confessions of a Christmas Letter

    Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies— Christmas with the Singhs, Jingle Bell Run, Confessions of a Christmas Letter—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    16min

  4. HÁ 5 DIAS

    S6E11 Jingle Bell Run - Nameless Best Snark!

    Welcome to our first crossover episode with our new snarky friends, Nameless Best Friends. Jingle Bell Run? More like Mildly Festive Plane Trips to Solve Low-Budget Challenges. From walnut cracking to ski valet fruitcake hockey, the thrills were few, but the payout was huge. Sure, the stakes were low, but we stayed for the jackets and Andrew Walker’s center part, which deserved its own trophy.   Join us for Episode 11 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies. Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Bluesky.

    1h42min

  5. 18 DE NOV.

    S6E10 - BONUS - Hot Frosty

    We veered off the Hallmark path and straight into Netflix territory for Hot Frosty. Why? For you, for us, for snowmen everywhere. With Lacey Chabert in the mix, it’s basically Hallmark-adjacent. The logic? Utterly absurd—and we couldn’t look away. A snowman, born today years old, can read and talk (but doesn't know all the words). It’s giving Kate & Leopold meets The Knight Before Christmas with a dash of Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s man dough episode. We strongly suspect this town has more snowman-to-human husbands than it’s letting on.   Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    37min

  6. 13 DE NOV.

    S6E9 - Week 4 Snark Rankings - Trivia at St. Nick's, Santa Tell Me, Tis the Season to be Irish

    Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—Trivia at St. Nick's, Santa Tell Me, Tis the Season to be Irish—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    14min

  7. 11 DE NOV.

    S6E8 Trivia At St. Nick's

    Celeste is giving knock-off CCB vibes, with enough desperation and hyperfixation to make men scatter on sight. And then there's Max, a football coach with all the focus of a puppy—"What's that? A random reindeer fact? Naval historical fiction?" While she wasn’t a character we could root for, we had to agree with her on buffet etiquette. This love may not be built to last, but hey, at least she got her new telescope. We were all in for the trivia, but by the third act, things really stalled (still don’t understand how they justified that baking montage?). More Ruby and a few more prayers from the nun might have saved this one! Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies. Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.

    46min

  8. 8 DE NOV.

    S6E7 - Week 3 Snark Rankings - A Carol for Two, Our Holiday Story, Holiday Mismatch

    Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—A Carol for Two, Our Holiday Story, and Holiday Mismatch—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark! Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.

    16min
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Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. Join Tara and Austin as they lovingly snark on all things Hallmark.

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  • Criado por
    Hallmark Snark
  • Anos de atividade
    2019 - 2024
  • Episódios
    59
  • Classificação
    Livre
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2019 All rights reserved.
  • Site do podcast
    Hallmark Snark

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