80 episodes

we are real life lesbian ex lovers chunking out 2 hours of time every other week with ya'll to dish the sapphic dirt. queer fantasia, interpreted through a modern lens, self criticism, public engagement. we want to be pushing ourselves to reinterpret, reassess, and reanalyze dyke culture that has been left before us. nothing exists in a vacuum and ya'll know we love to process.

clara's insta: clarapluton
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Hot Takes With Hot Dykes Clara Pluton & Val Nigro

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 113 Ratings

we are real life lesbian ex lovers chunking out 2 hours of time every other week with ya'll to dish the sapphic dirt. queer fantasia, interpreted through a modern lens, self criticism, public engagement. we want to be pushing ourselves to reinterpret, reassess, and reanalyze dyke culture that has been left before us. nothing exists in a vacuum and ya'll know we love to process.

clara's insta: clarapluton
val's insta: teenbeat_84

    A GAY GOODBYE 3

    A GAY GOODBYE 3

    a simple goodbye we love you, stay gay! 

    • 4 min
    Episode 76: LiLo K-Hole with Best Mistakes Podcast

    Episode 76: LiLo K-Hole with Best Mistakes Podcast

    another pod! this fortnight we have on stand up comedians and the hosts of 'Best Mistakes' podcast Anya Volz & Nika Lomazzo. they're HILARIOUS and we talk about the controversial legacy of Lena Dunham, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan feuds and of course... our favorite mistakes
    listen to their podcast Best Mistakes anywhere podcasts are heard
    and subscribe to our patreon for more content! patreon.com/HTWHD

    • 1 hr 25 min
    Episode 75: Flex Time with Ex-Florist

    Episode 75: Flex Time with Ex-Florist

    on this fortnightly episode we talk about office slang, tunnel boring machines, making out with our dogs & we interview Tacoma based rapper, archivist and artist Ex-Florist!
    find Ex-Florist here
    https://twitter.com/formerflorist
    https://www.instagram.com/bluntweapons/
    https://www.instagram.com/thejewelrycasket/
    and find their music on BAND CAMP! 
    clara's ig @clarapluton
    val's ig @teenbeat_84
    patreon.com/HTWHD

    • 1 hr 17 min
    Wiki How 2 Be

    Wiki How 2 Be

    we are back! with an episode about how to become confident :D we went to the source of confidence... Kourtney Kardashian's POOSH, Tony Robbins and of course Wiki How
    find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD
    clara's IG @clarapluton
    val's IG @teenbeat_84

    • 1 hr 9 min
    I Take Time And I Fold It

    I Take Time And I Fold It

    HELLOO!! on this fortnightly episode we take a deep dive into time, DDR and john mayer find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD
    clara's ig @clarapluton
    val's ig @teenbeat_84

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Withholding our Lesbian Labor

    Withholding our Lesbian Labor

    hello!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about going on STRIKE (aka being laid off and collecting unemployment lmao), our futures for the world and our weekend snow days of course
    find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD
    clara's ig @clarapluton
    val's ig@teenbeat_84

    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
113 Ratings

113 Ratings

nerd4live ,

Funny and insightful

Been listening since the inception, this is such a fun podcast!

heddie1996 ,

Best podcast

It’s just the greatest

Dijabuddy ,

One of favs and go to pods

Absolutely beautiful, hilarious, & enriching! Do yourself a favor & start listening!

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