100 episodes

Looking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self-deprecation, and embarrassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by these two to feel slightly better about themselves...if only for a short time.

House Sadness Jacob Kubon

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 40 Ratings

Looking for a reason to feel good about yourself? We invite you to House Sadness to enjoy childish bits, social experiments, a touch of self-deprecation, and embarrassing tales from guests in a sad attempt by these two to feel slightly better about themselves...if only for a short time.

    69 PANCAKES

    69 PANCAKES

    I wouldn’t know a catatonic coma if it bit me. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The b-holes are joined once again by the Taco Bell connoisseur himself: Adam Degi. The three b-holes get things started with some “WFMs” then there’s some pillow talk and reach arounds, then we hear “60 seconds of a Crisco commercial featuring the saint Loretta Lynn” then it’s a turd, it’s a dane (cook), it’s people writing dumb reviews on the internet in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “60 seconds of a Mr. Pringle’s commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t forget to water your baby and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.







    Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.







    USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

    • 1 hr 25 min
    BACKWARDS D*CK

    BACKWARDS D*CK

    Oh Mother Superior. I’ve got a present for you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The geniuses switch things up a bit this week and are joined by a special guest, the one and only: Adam Degi. The three splooges start things off with some “WFMs” then there’s no Clemin so you get some chitting and a chatting and cathing up, then we hear “60 seconds of a pure funk commercial” then I hope you bought some ear prophylactics because the three splooges are about to make sweet sweet love to your ear canals in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “120 seconds of Country Memories CD commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, bear with us on the audio quality and issues that came up and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.







    VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise.







    USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

    • 1 hr 4 min
    BIRD IN A JAR

    BIRD IN A JAR

    What are we supposed to do? Stay here and have our asses chewed by our mothers? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The flesh-eating mothers get things started with some “WFMs” then I know what you’re thinking: where is chili? But also: where is Clemin? He’s out there living life and he’ll get back to us when he gets a chance so instead you get some movie talk and stuff like that, then we hear “30 seconds of a Builder’s Square commercial featuring Timmy Da Toolman Taylor” then you write the letters and the flesh-eating mothers dish out the answers in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a Buzz Lightyear fruit snacks commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, pour some eggnog on your back and give this back bad a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.















    VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise.







    USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

    • 1 hr 30 min
    SPLOOGE FIGHTERS

    SPLOOGE FIGHTERS

    Gaberwski, if you die I’m going to shoot myself and come on after you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with some “WFMs” then there’s no Clemin this week, he’s off fighting the good fight or whatever they say, so you get some chatting and catching up, then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then these “trying times” don’t have to mean drying times, we sure hope all of you out there are still getting wet and spilling loads and the cool guys are here to give you some fun things to yell out while you’re doing it in “sCREAM yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a late night network phone line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, brine some pickles and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.















    VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise.







    USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

    • 1 hr 37 min
    ADAM SADLER

    ADAM SADLER

    So, how was the orgy? Did you score? Welcome to another fantastic episode of House Sadness. The melon farmers get things started with some “WFMs” then maybe Clemin’s found some new folks to annoy because there’s no call from him this week, so instead you get some movie talk and general chit chat, then we hear “15 seconds of a Ghostbusters cereal commercial” then, shhhhhhh. Did you hear that? It sounds like… Hotdog. Everyone’s favorite spooky duo is back for another installment of “Ghost Lisperers” then we hear “30 seconds of an M&M’s commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, tell Jacob’s mom you love her and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.







    VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise.







    USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

    • 1 hr 37 min
    CONTROVERSHEY’S

    CONTROVERSHEY’S

    What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The digletts get things started with you guessed it: some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad/horny face, so you get some catching up and chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Miller Light commercial featuring Brooks & Dunn” then it’s that time of year where the feet get shoved in some a$$es, it’s another round of “Book of Foreman” then we hear “30 seconds of another Miller Light commercial featuring Brooks & Dunn” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, hammmmmburger and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.







    VISIT: MOISTJUNK.COM for House Sadness merchandise.







    USE CODE: FARTCAST for 15% OFF your ENTIRE ORDER

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
40 Ratings

40 Ratings

Woodrick McFart ,

Words!

Talking!

Jay Darbee ,

praise jesus

i haven’t had a period since i started listening. 5 stars.

YordanOddard ,

Five Shaved Heads

If you join one new cult this year, make it House Sadness. I love my new gods!

Top Podcasts In Comedy