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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and listening to the Hypotheticast made all the difference."

- Robert Frost

Hypotheticast David Gutsche, Emily Dussault, Michael John

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 53 Ratings

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and listening to the Hypotheticast made all the difference."

- Robert Frost

    EP.180 — Finaltheticast Part Three: Ask All the Questions, and Get All the Answers

    EP.180 — Finaltheticast Part Three: Ask All the Questions, and Get All the Answers

    Wow. 
    This is it! The last one! You made it to the weird little farmhouse at the end of the driveway. You thought you might have taken a wrong turn, but no. That's us, waving, from the windows! You were on the right road all along. And what a road it's been.
    Thank you, sincerely, for your love, your feedback, your participation, your questions, your games, your laughter (we assume), your tears (we assume), and your support during this strange five-year thing that we decided to do and see if anybody liked. It's been an absolute treat, in the best possible way.
    As Ronald McDonald once said: I'm lovin' it.
    Topics for the Finaltheticast include: Bugs Need to Calm Down and Smile More, You Are Jason, Every Single Card I Get in the Mail Goes in There, Would You Try to Get Me, We Are All a Spider in God's Beard, Livin' La Vida Donka, Treat Me Like a Cow, and The Nightmare of Being a Human Sized Snail.
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    • 1 hr 12 min
    EP.179 — Finaltheticast Part Two: What's That Brown Bear Doin'?

    EP.179 — Finaltheticast Part Two: What's That Brown Bear Doin'?

    The Final Meat. 
    Well, three mini-meats, actually. Which is great! David, Emily, and Mike all bring a meaty question of their own. Get ready to talk Pokemon, Moon Murder, and Endings.
    Topics include: Stumpkin, Here I Come Bologna, Paperoni, Squirtguns and Fortresses, Just as F****d Up as Everything Else, Antarctic Crimes, Change Every Version of Beauty and the Beast, and A Bobbsey Twins Book With a Gun.
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    • 40 min
    EP.178 — Finaltheticast Part One: You Wanna Hold Him On Your Lap?

    EP.178 — Finaltheticast Part One: You Wanna Hold Him On Your Lap?

    Welcome, welcome, welcome. Come in. Sit down in the first of three chairs we've prepared for you. This one is labeled "Would You Blank It," and while sitting in it, you'll witness the final round of this game we truly did invent
    All this time, we've been trying to reach the perfect equilibrium, and I'm pretty sure we finally did.
    Topics include: That Big Baby is Pooping Somewhere, Jort in Solidarity, A Medium Guy, Going Jesus or Going Moses, Burning Books is Fine, He Just Puts His Hands in Them, and Ramping Up Our Merch.
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    • 40 min
    EP.177 — They Probably Have a Nice Backpack

    EP.177 — They Probably Have a Nice Backpack

    Red. Flags.
    It's the last time we get to create attractive, strange, or maybe downright repulsive people to date! Get in here and talk to us about dealbreakers. Is cookie breath even GOOD?
    Topics include: Radio Rental, Thinking About the Radisson Blue, Aggressively-Gendered Nannies, I Don't Love Children, Cassie with the Cookie Breath, They're Practically Free, A Rodeo Champion and a Rocket Scientist, Cure Cancer with Kisses, and That Ark Might Come in Handy.
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    • 23 min
    EP.176 — A Little Bit of That Wet Salad

    EP.176 — A Little Bit of That Wet Salad

    Would. I. Rather.
    This one's about US. Well, it's also about how well we know each other. Some of us wrote questions beforehand, some of us read some beautiful pre-generated questions mostly about rattlesnakes, and some of us made them up on the spot. But no matter the method, we all learned something about each other. And ourselves.
    Topics include: If You Wanna Shine You Can Shine Any Damn Day You Want, Houseboat Houseboat Hole, Four Skeletons, I've Grown Up a Little Bit, No Gods No Masters Only Daves, Let's Get Trapped in an Elevator, and I Want it to Be Just For My Personality.
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    • 29 min
    EP.175 — Passengers Expected to See a Spicy Scene

    EP.175 — Passengers Expected to See a Spicy Scene

    Oh, hi! It's the sixth-to-last episode of this wonderful, beautiful little son that we call a "podcast." What a thing. We're playing Dark Stories one last time, because we're just feelin' too dang optimistic about the world and we really gotta season it with some BUMMERS. Just kidding. There's a clown in this one.
    Topics include: The Hexapenultimate Episode, SMS Text Message, Did Something Enter His Body, I'm Sure It's Offensive, That Happens a Lot, Let's Make a Really Loud Fire, Oh My Car, and He Tested Me.
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    • 30 min

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