
100 episodes

Hypotheticast David Gutsche, Emily Dussault, Michael John
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4.9 • 52 Ratings
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and listening to the Hypotheticast made all the difference."
- Robert Frost
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EP.144 — Running Around and Screaming at the Sky like Crazy Stuff
Hi, you. It's a Wednesday. Are you doin' it? I bet you are. Thanks for doin' it.
This week, we're predicting next year's Oscar winners. I think we figured it out. Get a head start. Place those bets. Do people bet on the Oscars? I'm gonna Google it.
Topics include: Children Time, Home of Riddles, Duck of Dreams, Oscar Nominated Assholes, Kissing is the Beginning of Friendship, Patron with Sins, That's the White Lady I Said, Who Let the Dogs Out, No Offense Tanner, Screams at History, It's No Matthew, Kicking the Future, and Zach Braff's New Vibe.
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EP.143 — The Promise of a Goblin
Hi. Hello. We're here with a goofy thing, and we want you to have the goofy thing, but state-sanctioned police violence just keeps happening in our state and it feels really strange and wrong not to acknowledge it.
We recorded this episode a couple weeks in advance, and we really hope it brings levity and that you get like sixty giggles. But we also hope that, today, you can at least open your wallets and re-distribute some wealth to a mutual aid fund. Or deliver some urgently needed supplies to a mutual aid site. Or learn about police abolition! Or, talk to your friends about what safety means to you. Please. The system is working exactly as it was intended, and it needs to change.
Enjoy these jokes. Stay safe. We love you.
Topics include: It's Roll Call, Larry the Churchy Guy, The Cool Guy Awards, Check Out This Butt, As Many Goblins As I Desire, Beff Jezos, and Haley Joel Osment.
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EP.142 — The Best Denny's Experiences are Safe and Exciting
The Good. The Bad. The Answer. Everything, as we all know, is a double-edged sword. And here we are, dissecting even more truths about the world so that you can be smarter. Listen to this episode, be smarter, and make good decisions because you're smarter. That's how this show works. We don't make the rules, we just make you smarter.
Topics include: Doodie Houser, Spencer's Gifts is My Permanent Address, Santa's Really Sorry, Maybe Bear Great, Was Your Kid a Murderer, Naughty People Don't Deserve to Die, Bee-DSM, Money's Good, Santa's a Poisoner, and Aragorn's Face.
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EP.141 — Would You Rather Madness: Part Five
Friends.
We've made it.
We put all your beautiful, horrible would-you-rathers through the ringer, and are breaching the hypothetical ocean like a super cool whale, holding in between our huge flippers the Ultimate Would-You-Rather Question.
Sleepovers will never be the same.
Topics include: Eating That Burger, The Centipede from James and the Giant Peach, Secret Fifth Element Cosplay, Tiger's Eye, Night Monster, I'll Eat a Leaf If I'm Gonna Die, It Would Be Very Disruptive to My Life, You Ran Over a Wizard with Your Car, John Bliss is the Ultimate Person, The Movie Limitless, I'm Gonna Replace Your Blood with Bugs, Poppin' a Squat, and Oh He's Unzipping.
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EP.140 — Would You Rather Madness: Part Four
You're halfway through the week. And we're more than halfway through this March Madness, WYR-style. We know so many things, we've answered so many questions, and we're so close to the ultimate truth. Come. Come see.
Topics include: Dog Been Corned, Posters of Michael Jordan, Pretty Open Sprinkle-Wise, Tanner's Bedtime, The Monster Inside of All of Us, She Hates Rats, I Got the Winning Point, Let's Talk About Tails, That Porta-Potty.
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EP.139 — Would You Rather Madness: Part Three
We're gettin' into the Weird Stuff. I mean, beyond the normal level. This is where the true clashes occur. The mashing of answers into horrible, terrifying, unanswerable chimeras.
Topics include: 25 or 6 to 4, Aaron Carter Drank a Beer Once and I Got Drunk at School, Full of the Magic Finger, I Want to Shoot Guns Down Holes, I Can Move On From That, You Guys Are Good at Knowing What's Cute, My Favorite News Network, The Interesting One at Family Reunions, What I Know Will Surprise You, A Hippo in a Man's World, and You Care Little For the Moon.
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