Ted & Ed UBN

Will Ted & Ed finally win their own Podcast of the Year award? Can they defeat an unexpected alien invasion? How did they escape Sean Bean? Find out with this action-packed finale to Season 3.

As a late Christmas gift to their listeners, Ted & Ed tweak a famous song to pay tribute to Ted's mom.

Ted & Ed answer your questions, including what they would want to have with them if stranded on a deserted island. They also debate whether the island is technically deserted if they are there, and display an unhealthy love for bean puns.

Ted & Ed announce that their band "Giant Smudge" is releasing its first album, titled "Fart Cannon."

They also give a sneak preview of a collection of songs that should go down in history as all-time classics, including "Cheese Is A Yellow Food," "Helmet Head," "The Holy Spork," and more!

Why were Ted & Ed gone so long, you ask? 

Because they committed a misunderstanding (certainly not a crime), which appeared to have them destined for jail before a wizard with shovels in his elbows came to the rescue.

Ted & Ed rank the top five most intelligent life forms in the universe.

5. Humans

4. Sally the Corgi

3. ?

2. ?

1. ?

Listen for the whole list!