Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson Absolute Radio

As the curtain falls on the football season, the curtain opens on Matt Dyson's anatomy, as he and Matt Forde open a discussion up on embarrassing bodies. Featuring special guests, Jon Richardson and Paul McCaffrey.

Fordey tells Dyson about an MRI scan he had recently, he's off to Wembley tomorrow and they salivate over your barbecues.

Matt Forde is joined by Chris Skull who were both very shocked by some of the things our listeners find annoying on television, with an overwhelming response not enjoying the Simpsons! Donald Trump also makes an appearance in the Seance of the living to talk about his love of 'Friends' the tv show...

In this episode, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson delve into Wayne Rooney's unusual sleep routine and uncover Producer Liam's drunken antics from the previous night.

Dyso & Fordey reminisce on their first ever experiences at subway, and get a very special visit from Noel Gallagher in the séance of the living who weighs in on his favourite sandwich memories too!

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you an action packed show in which the dynamic duo delve into the murky and disturbing world of children's birthday parties...