Jim Cornette’s Drive-Thru

With the way ur wife looks I don’t think u should be talking bout somebody false advertising being sexy. Ur wife a cool 4

Takes 2 1/2 hours to review a 2 hour show nobody cares about. What happened to the original format? Maybe answer questions?

Oh Jim….you sweet, simple man. You sell toy replicas of yourself for a living while lamenting the success of better men in a fake sport where you couldn’t hack it. You tried to sell(and immediately failed) what the Tony Khans of the world are still able to successfully market. The reoccurring theme in your life seems to be a constant inarticulate protest of the achievements of others. You were good at being an employee, playing yourself (a petty sniveling joke) as a wresting manager. Removed from that, what have YOU accomplished!? You’re the Kamala Harris of professional wrestling……You couldn’t even get beyond your own home state in the primary of life….spewing a melange of non-sequiturs that don’t add up to a coherent thought, then wondering why you couldn’t achieve what others have. It’s adorable.

I can look past his irrational, garbage, Lincoln Project sourced political rants because the wrestling talk is worth it. Although, calling half of America (and his audience) stupid makes it more difficult to continue.