Kill Bill Part Two -Eggland's Knuckle Tattoo

Good gravy, Marie! The Swordboys (including a sleepy Jonathan) turn to Chapter 2 of KILL BILL as we encounter some timeline shenanigans with our heroine outlined in chalk on the floor of an El Paso chapel. We are still trying to trace the trajectory of Bill's magic bullet, and get some help from Earl and Edgar McGraw, familiar faces to fans of Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. At Perdido Hills Hospital, Elle Driver accessorizes her eyepatch, and prepares to twist some nerves and kill The Bride in her sleep, but is stopped by Bill, wielding our first sword of the movie. Four years later, The Bride wakes up in the coma ward from hell, run by the disorderly orderly Buck.

We feel queasy about his bedside manners but it does lead us to discuss knuckle tattoos and the effects of a severed Achilles tendon. Soon enough, she finds her way to the Pussy Wagon and we get all into feet. Grab a hairy tub of Vaselube, wiggle your big toe and kiss your Dixie cup full of toothpaste, our last bit of advice is to avoid Italian restaurants with no windows or Italians. Also, the D is silent. Cling clang! TWBA Runtime: 00:16:10-00:35:57 Volume One Runtime: 00:16:08-00:35:58 Confused? Just watch Chapter 2: The blood-splattered BRIDE