Swordboys - Cut x Cut

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We're talking about your favorite sword movies! Your childhood comes alive as we break down these movies cut by cut.

  1. 5D AGO

    Braveheart Part 7 - Swipe Left for Holes

    Join the Swordboys as we sit catatonically by a river and contemplate Cut 7 of Braveheart. RSVP Campbell. And there is so much death, but on the plus side, there are so many free swords! Bobby Junior spirals emotionally as William starts literally dropping bodies. And against the advice of his closest allies, our hero steps directly into the Taint of High Treason! Will this be the end of William Wallace? Tune in next cut! Same Swordtime! Same Swordchannel! Runtime: 2:09:53 - 2:31:11

    1h 4m

  2. APR 14

    Braveheart Part 6 - Buckethead

    Swordboys returns unkilled by the heathens, but we do look back...at Cut 6 of Braveheart, that is. Eddie Senior decides to use William's love of the French to trick him. But, faster than you can say New England Clam Chowder, Chef Wallace leads his Soupboys into battle yet again. But a mysterious Buckethead has joined the British ranks. Could this be William's undoing? Runtime: 01:50:58 - 02:09:53

    54 min

  3. MAR 31

    Braveheart Part 5 - Meat Cute

    Time for a medal ceremony! Sorry Chewie. With no help from his sodomite cousin the prince, Mork from York is sacked and beheaded after the Riders of Rohan arrive. Meanwhile Longshanks throws Bran Stark out of a window, and Princess Isabelle and Nicolette pitch a tent for William.Runtime: 01:33:00 - 01:50:58

    1h 6m

  4. MAR 17

    Braveheart Part 4 - Stephen's the Name!

    Soup's on! The Swordboys gather around a fire to sample some of William's audition for The Bear, seasoned from mysterious herbs hidden under his kilt. Enter Stephen: a man with God's ear, an island to himself and possibly a podcast. They stick their faces in chemical toilets and ride to Stirling for an epic battle not meant for Softboys. Is Campbell okay? Maybe we should ask Hamish's mother, amirite? Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize all the TCBOOs you ever wanted in one moment. Would you subscribe to it or just let it slip? Yo. Because you may take our free feed, but will you ever take....OUR PATREON!?!Runtime: 01:07:27 - 01:33:00

    1h 19m

  5. MAR 3

    Braveheart Part 3 - Farming Lowlander Aura

    In this cut, William rides in farming aura, threshing faces with Scottish nunchucks, and leading his dirty boys in taking down Fort Shit and avenging the death of Maid Murren. Meanwhile, Lady Cluck tells tales of romance and Robert the Bruce Senior is just falling to pieces. MacAulish!!Runtime: 00:46:03 - 01:07:27

    1h 7m

  6. FEB 17

    Braveheart Part 2 - William's Crappy House

    In Cut Two, the Swordboys are back in Shrek's boggy marsh, to welcome the adult William Wallace, with his clean-shaven face, perfect teeth, and stolen Highlander wig. Old William has returned to get into some good ol' rock throwing with McCloy, flip his old "house" and make a play for his childhood sweetheart. But, of course, the British cutthroats show up to destroy the vibe. Runtime: 00:21:03 - 00:46:03

    1h 11m
  7. Braveheart Part 1 - What Do You Mean It's All Wrong?

    FEB 3

    Braveheart Part 1 - What Do You Mean It's All Wrong?

    Welcome back to the Highlands, er Lowlands! The Swordboys strap on their best kilts and their best Scottish accents to ride into battle for 1995's BRAVEHEART! In Cut One, young William Wallace is drafted into the Weapon X Program for his skills in the kitchen. Later on, Longshanks assembles his cabinet to Make Scotland England Again, while Robert the Bruce arrives in Edinburgh (not pronounced how it is spelled). Runtime: 00:00:00 - 00:21:03

    1h 10m
  8. Jason and the Argonauts Part 6 - Their Bones Are Their Currency

    JAN 20

    Jason and the Argonauts Part 6 - Their Bones Are Their Currency

    Is everybody Hydrated and ready to bone? It's time for the final cut of Jason and the Argonauts and finally we get to the long-awaited skeletons-with-swords scene! But before that, Jason finds the Golden Fleece, just in time for the holidays and battles the Hydra, a creature with wasted potential. Then, after one boring miracle and some gardening with Johnny Appleseed, Jason and his two men (the rest didn't get shore leave) find out what the skeletons use for money! Finally, we decide if this movie deserves our swords, and announce what is coming next! Runtime 01:26:17 - 01:43:48

    1h 10m
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We're talking about your favorite sword movies! Your childhood comes alive as we break down these movies cut by cut.

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  • Creator
    Swordboys
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    88
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Swordboys
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