59 episodes

Holiday surprise! Seltzer Death Match has been taken over by an authorized spinoff, Little French Jelly Death Match. Previous guest judge Abbey Kos joins Travis Larchuk as we go day-by-day through the Bonne Maman jam advent calendar.

Seltzer Death Match is the quest to find the best seltzer in America. Hosts Rachel Ward and Travis Larchuk meet up with a guest judge for a head-to-head taste test of two seltzers and/or carbonated-water-based beverages.

Our intro & exit music is Dubstep Drift 007 by Cleric. (CC non-commercial attribution license)

Little French Jelly Death Match Little French Jelly Death Match

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 35 Ratings

Holiday surprise! Seltzer Death Match has been taken over by an authorized spinoff, Little French Jelly Death Match. Previous guest judge Abbey Kos joins Travis Larchuk as we go day-by-day through the Bonne Maman jam advent calendar.

Seltzer Death Match is the quest to find the best seltzer in America. Hosts Rachel Ward and Travis Larchuk meet up with a guest judge for a head-to-head taste test of two seltzers and/or carbonated-water-based beverages.

Our intro & exit music is Dubstep Drift 007 by Cleric. (CC non-commercial attribution license)

    JAM.24: Chestnut Orange

    JAM.24: Chestnut Orange

    'Twas the jam before Jam-mas, when all through the jam / Not a jam was jamming, not even a jam; / The jam were jam by the jam with jam, / Jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam. It's the grand finale of "Little French Jelly Death Match" and today Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try the twenty-fourth of 23 jams and 1 honey, and then never eat jam ever again. Merry Christmas and thanks for joining us on this delightful journey!



    CURRENT STANDINGS

    1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 6-day jampion

    2. Strawberry Star Anise (65)

    3. Orange Cinnamon (63)

    4. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #4

    4. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #4

    6. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54)

    7. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #7

    7. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #7

    9. Apricot Peach (45)

    10. Cherry Elderflower (44)

    11. Strawberry Verbena (43)

    12. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #12

    12. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #12

    12. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #12

    12. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #12

    12. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #12

    17. Peach Mint (40)

    18. Rhubarb Strawberry (35)

    19. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34)

    20. Mango Raspberry Lime (32) -- tie at #20

    20. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) -- tie at #20

    22. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    • 27 min
    JAM.23: Mango Raspberry Lime

    JAM.23: Mango Raspberry Lime

    I'm going to be quite honest. Mango Raspberry Lime? What are we doing here? On this, the eve of Christmas Eve? This couldn't have come earlier in the calendar? Who's programming this thing? What's happening? If this were the AV Club, you'd be getting a C-, Bonne Maman. Step it up. Anyway, "Little French Jelly Death Match" is almost over, and before this feed reverts back to seltzer stuff Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk are trying the twenty-third of 23 jams and 1 honey.



    CURRENT STANDINGS

    1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 5-day jampion

    2. Strawberry Star Anise (65)

    3. Orange Cinnamon (63)

    4. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #4

    4. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #4

    6. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54)

    7. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #7

    7. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #7

    9. Apricot Peach (45)

    10. Cherry Elderflower (44)

    11. Strawberry Verbena (43)

    12. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #12

    12. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #12

    12. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #12

    12. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #12

    12. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #12

    17. Peach Mint (40)

    18. Rhubarb Strawberry (35)

    19. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34)

    20. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32)

    21. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    • 16 min
    JAM.22: Strawberry Star Anise

    JAM.22: Strawberry Star Anise

    First, a jellyfish fact has washed up on the beach of this podcast. After we have some fun learning about marine biology, we try some more jam because that's all we do or have ever done with our lives. Time is running out to be named the best jam before Christmas! And today, Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk dive into the twenty-second of 23 jams and 1 honey.



    CURRENT STANDINGS

    1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 4-day jampion

    2. Orange Cinnamon (63)

    3. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #3

    3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #3

    5. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54)

    6. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #6

    6. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #6

    8. Apricot Peach (45)

    9. Cherry Elderflower (44)

    10. Strawberry Verbena (43)

    11. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #11

    11. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #11

    11. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #11

    11. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #11

    11. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #11

    16. Peach Mint (40)

    17. Rhubarb Strawberry (35)

    18. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34)

    19. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32)

    20. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    • 8 min
    JAM.21: White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena

    JAM.21: White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena

    The font size has never been smaller as Bonne Maman throws every f*****g ingredient it has into one jam. The end is near and they need to clear out the pantry, plus all the jams have been good lately, so let's cut them some slack. In this episode, Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try the twenty-first of 23 jams and 1 honey.



    CURRENT STANDINGS

    1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 3-day jampion

    2. Orange Cinnamon (63)

    3. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #3

    3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #3

    5. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54)

    6. Fig Cardamom (47)

    7. Apricot Peach (45)

    8. Cherry Elderflower (44)

    9. Strawberry Verbena (43)

    10. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #10

    10. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #10

    10. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #10

    10. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #10

    10. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #10

    15. Peach Mint (40)

    16. Rhubarb Strawberry (35)

    17. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34)

    18. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32)

    19. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    • 11 min
    JAM.20: Mirabelle Plum Spice

    JAM.20: Mirabelle Plum Spice

    Why is Christmas in December? We'll clear that up. And then... the return of Mirabelle Plum! The return of spice! Could this team-up skyrocket to the top of the charts? Find out as "Little French Jelly Death Match" continues -- a podcast no one asked for, but Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk are making anyway. It's the twentieth of 23 jams and 1 honey, and oh boy, we can hear the sleigh bells already.



    CURRENT STANDINGS

    1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 2-day jampion

    2. Orange Cinnamon (63)

    3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58)

    4. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54)

    5. Fig Cardamom (47)

    6. Apricot Peach (45)

    7. Cherry Elderflower (44)

    8. Strawberry Verbena (43)

    9. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #9

    9. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #9

    9. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #9

    9. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #9

    9. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #9

    14. Peach Mint (40)

    15. Rhubarb Strawberry (35)

    16. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34)

    17. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32)

    18. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    • 8 min
    JAM.19: Orange Cinnamon

    JAM.19: Orange Cinnamon

    Before we begin this episode, a quick note about the gender binary we've been opening the past 18 episodes with. This is an inclusive jam podcast, welcoming to all genders of jammers, and we apologize to those who felt left out. No one has said anything, but just in case. Also, it's time to try the nineteenth of 23 jams and 1 honey.



    CURRENT STANDINGS

    1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66)

    2. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58)

    3. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54)

    4. Fig Cardamom (47)

    5. Apricot Peach (45)

    6. Cherry Elderflower (44)

    7. Strawberry Verbena (43)

    8. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #8

    8. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #8

    8. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #8

    8. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #8

    8. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #8

    13. Peach Mint (40)

    14. Rhubarb Strawberry (35)

    15. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34)

    16. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32)

    17. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    • 7 min

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