Gabby is an absurdist/genius/artiste just in time for the death spiral of late stage capitalism. Would love to smoke a cigarette with her à la “Heathers” when the asteroid hits.

This podcast is so fun and wonderful.

HOW do you people listen to this? This sounds like a combination of SNL’s Girl-You-Should-Never-Start-A-Conversation with and the random crazy lady on the bus complaining about chemtrails

I’ve been a card-carrying Gabby Stan since the dawn of time (or at least since she graced our screens with her unhinged charm), but this podcast? This podcast has unlocked a whole new level of devotion. We’re talking full-throttle, can’t-stop-listening, laugh-so-loud-my-downstairs-neighbor-thinks-I’m-having-an-episode devotion. (Welcome to NYC, where walls are thin, and personal space is a myth.) Gabby’s brain is a labyrinth of brilliance, sarcasm, and existential hilarity—crafted by the comedy gods and delivered in speech cadences that could power a metronome factory. Her topics? Unhinged and yet so on point. Her under-the-breath remarks? A masterclass in high-IQ snark. Her ability to weave together a thought so chaotically yet cohesively? Borderline sorcery. Listening to Long Winded is like stepping into a world where brutal truths are delivered on a bedazzled platter of self-awareness and wit—only Gabby could make reality checks feel like a spa day for the soul. Her run-on sentences alone should have their own fan club. So brava, KWEEN! Rise, reign, and ramble on—we are here for every last winded, wonderful second.

I wasn’t expecting to get all of my conversation starters and serious book suggestions for the year from Gaggy Windey but sometimes you get not what you want, but what you need. I, too, will need Lamictal when I’m done burning through the back catalogue, but I guess you grow through what you go through. Thanks Guru.

I’ve loved Gabby since her bachelor days! She slayed that szn, her own szn as a bachelorette, and now she’s slaying with this podcast. Best thing she’s done for us. So funny, so unhinged, she’s saying out loud the stuff we are thinking! Random rambling galore, lots of jokes, cameos with her dog-Nardo… this podcast is a weekly go to for me always. I haven’t missed an episode! Love it!

Yeah yeah i didnt know gabby until traitors so i just binged 15 episodes of the pod on a roadtrip and im obsessed

The solo episodes are absolutely incredible

Just listen.

This podcast is hysterical.