Hello there friends! It’s time for another Conspiracies, Unsolved Mysteries & Deep Dark Secrets episode!
You may or may not know that these are my absolute favorite kind of episodes. In this episode Dave reveals that he hates everything about them. I mean, he really hates them. If you have listened to us through the years, decades even, you know Dave is not a sci-fi guy. As such he apparently has zero love and zero tolerance for most conspiracies, unsolved mysteries and deep dark secrets.
This may be the last one of these for a while then.
Anywhooo, onto the episode.
Dave decided he wanted to tackle the Unsolved Mystery first, which in this episode was —
The Phoenix Lights
The Phoenix Lights (sometimes called the “Lights Over Phoenix“) were a series of widely sighted unidentified flying objects or UFOs observed in the skies over the U.S. states of Arizona, Nevada, and the Mexican state of Sonora on March 13, 1997.
Lights of varying descriptions were seen by thousands of people between 7:30pm and 10:30pm MST, in a space of about 300 miles (480 km), from the Nevada line, through Phoenix, to the edge of Tucson.
Dave’s fairly certain that the thousands of people who think they all saw a very large UFO that night are mistaken. Flying ducks with lights attached to them could be the answer here according to him.
Next up we’ve got our Deep Dark Secret —
Blippi is a youtuber who makes videos for children. As of this post he has over 11 Million subscribers. There’s just one problem. Before he dressed like a an over grown child and put on a creepy high pitched kid voice and posted videos FOR CHILDREN he was making an entirely different kind of video. He was pooping on his friends.
He claims he was some sort of a gross out comic but personally I just can’t find the humor there. You know what’s really odd? He made the scat vids in 2013. And then in 2014 he decided he’d try his hand at influencing your children on youtube. Yeah, just a year later.
I find it truly bothersome that there are parents out there who are fine to let this guy be their virtual babysitter. It’s also very weird that all of his videos have a tremendous number of downvotes.
It would seem that a good number of his views are just people clicking on a video for the sole purpose of downvoting it.
Blippi and his lawyers have worked tirelessly to make sure his poop videos are no longer available to view on the internet.
Youtube will bend over backwards to delete all kinds of content,