Mercury Grades Stario Chart

What's up, star freaks? On the latest Stario Chart, Tyler "The Baby" Schnupp and Brent "The Big Smooth" Flyberg actually learn something for once in their damn lives. Next time you hear someone say "Mercury is in retrograde" slap those words right out of their mouth and tell them that Mercury is not "in retrograde," it's in apparent retrograde motion, you dang dingus.