182 episodes

Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.

Middle Children Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.

    Between Not So fun Hookups and Having No Clothes For The Summer

    Between Not So fun Hookups and Having No Clothes For The Summer

    Jessie made it to the studio after a not so great one night stand. Chris is dreading going out in the heat with summer right around the corner. Later, the QVC segment returns to sell you some beautiful things that you don't need.
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Between Yelling At The Cool Kids and Two Convicts With A Podcast

    Between Yelling At The Cool Kids and Two Convicts With A Podcast

    Chris thinks the next generation is too coddled to ever be funny. Jessie thinks Katherine Heigl got a bad rap. We've also got a new improv segment from the world podcasting that is guaranteed to make you subscribe to the Middle Children Patreon.
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    • 1 hr 12 min
    Between The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your Life

    Between The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your Life

    On this very special sneak peek behind the Patreon Paywall, Chris and Jessie present to you a "High Episode". With topics ranging from what is going on at the bottom of the ocean, where Chris and Jessie want to be buried, and why Bears hibernate, you will have no doubt that these two are very high. Whoa, man.
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    • 57 min
    Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters

    Between Unreliable Wifi and The Truth About Grill Masters

    Jessie can't figure out why her wifi isn't working. Chris wants to know why every straight man thinks he's a master on the grille.
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    • 57 min
    Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville

    Between Dentists With Personalities and Cruela Deville

    Jessie is trying to live more like that monkey from "The Lion King". Chris does not want to be approached by people barking on the streets of New York City. Also in this episode, improv from around the world!
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    • 1 hr 9 min
    Between Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With Makeup

    Between Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With Makeup

    After a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny.
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    • 59 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
1.1K Ratings

1.1K Ratings

EAB1318 ,

Obsessed

HGH LOVE this show!! Always has be giggling the entire hour. They have such great chemistry!

Hannah&BabyMave ,

I want to hang out with Chris and Jessie!

From a fellow middle child, I can say these two are a hoot! My favorite is when Jessie laughs so hard it turns into a wheeze… it cracks me up every time! I want to hang out with them!

olson.jessica ,

These two are the best

Jessie always makes me feel empowered and good about myself while making me laugh. Chris is the funniest person I’ve ever spent time listening to. His dry sense of humor and quick witty responses brings me so much laughter. Love these two!

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