190 episodes
Middle Children Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns
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- Comedy
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5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
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Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
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Between Navigating A Polyamorous Jungle and A Fapping Wacker
Jessie is on one today as she attempts to navigate the NYC dating jungle filled with polyamorous snakes. Chris just wants to find a cup of coffee in this damn city for less than 11 dollars. After a few false starts, they get to a summer Hallmark
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Between Hospitals With Fish Tanks and High Octane Sexting
Chris is questioning his own sexual repression and trying to be less judgmental of himself. Jessie just wants all the hospitals in the world to be prettier and have fish tanks maintained by nurses.
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Between Straight Men With Cat Photos In Instagram And Celebrated Muckbangs
Jessie needs a ruling on a new guy that may end up just being a very good karaoke buddy. Chris needs clarity on whether a binge is a muckbang. They also attempt to do a summer Hallmark but quickly abort because summer is all about having fun.
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Between Never Talking About That Guy Again and The Tragedy of Being A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
Chris has had it with this conversation about that guy who Jessie thought hit on him that one. He never wants to talk about it again. Jessie is wondering why the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders don't get treated better.
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Between Handstands In The Pool and Getting High In Disney World
Chris is just looking for a hot guy with a big pool this summer. Jessie is pondering a brief trip to Disney World with an option to become a Disney adult.
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Between Warm Chris Goo and Adventures on Horseback
Customer Reviews
Never Missed an Ep
Fellow middle child, here and listener since the very first episode. I just adore Jessie and Chris and love this podcast. I really like the addition of the producer, too. He chimes in an appropriate amount of times during an episode and the dynamic between everyone is very endearing and entertaining. QVC segment is a personal favorite but I also love when it’s an ep of them just talking about their lives. XoXo
I found my people
I listen at work and find myself talking back out loud and laughing … it’s fine. But I found my people. This pod combined with WWC combined with PCP and you have yourself like the BEST day!! I found my people. How the heck did it take this long 😭🫶🏻
The Most Fun
Thank you for making my week better and the lol that makes me feel warm and tingling.