Millennial Madmen Jose and Jesus

A testicular eclipse as we revel in the aftermath of the total solar eclipse that captivated minds worldwide. A pizza prank that one of us could genuinely relate to, hope you can guess who? A guy that just had to sue for the smallest of things, a fascinating rock collection that scared some parents, and an actual Weekend at Bernie's Brazilian style!

Some inspiring and disturbing animal stories this week, as we discuss the rare total solar eclipse, a California dog ending up in Michigan, as well as another violent Chipotle incident that ended in a bloody almost Waffle House type of way. The 7-11 drank that has Nigel gagging and a messed up vet in Ohio who got lonely in a barn during his divorce and that is never good!

There's 69 things I hate about you, and this episode is one of them. We have inserted ourselves into the world of politics for the 1st time in our 69th episode, we broke our cherry in the only way we knew how: Porn. The great state of Texas has made the hub turn its back on the lone Star state despite massive protests and disappointment across the the state from tip to tip there has been mass sadness all the way. This week we gyatt your blood flowing to all the right places with stories covering a California cannibal, a Southwest stowaway and guns in lunchboxes!

Season 4 here we go! The Madmen are finally back with our 4th season and this time we start it off with a slurry of topics completely unrelated to each other by the way, going from classroom swordfights, to penis flight plans, join us in this weeks episode as we fly high going into season 4!

A merry Christmas from us at Millennial Madmen. We discuss the Christmas events of this year and reassure everyone that Die Hard is in fact a Christmas movie.

When your food attacks! An unlucky Chipotle employee gets assaulted and traumatized by a bowl from a really unhappy customer, The Donald takes a big L and turns it into a major merch victory. And our friends up in Canada have to also deal with exotic pets going crazy and getting arrested too. Kodak Black gets himself in some legal trouble in his flashy Bentley, in what can only be interpreted as an unusual tribute to Juice World. And Jose has to educate the boys on some prison lingo and a certain word Jesus might add to the infamous masturbation station.