Mocktails Or Messy

Ryan Frankowski & Kelly Mizgorski
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Mocktails Or Messy

We've had a messy past and we'd liked to talk about. We're talking about the debauchery and the train wrecks 🤪  that led us to get out of the cycles we get stuck in 🙏 .  Let's have happy 🥂 hour with mocktails, accompanied by traditional cocktails. Hosts, Ryan & Kelly explore the world of non-alcoholic innovative mocktail beverages and dive deep into finding the best brands on the market with a taste test to compare it to the real-deal cocktail. Kelly is a drinker and Ryan is a Mocktail'er. After a hiatus of 10 years these Ex's who couldn't  stand each lived in different cities, now have reconnected back in their hometown. Kelly got married 💒  to Ryan's best friend, another Polish-American 🇵🇱 "Ryan" wtf. Now these untraditional  friends Kelly & Ryan revisit college times, their messy 20's, pre & post children, describing the  unforgettable moments such as troubles with the law. Now in their 30s, they blend  past with present including Ryan's new journey of 5 months completely dry of everything. Ryan been taking a pause from the sauce + green. Kelly’s comedic escapades as a fun-loving mom continues to enjoys her wine 🍷  nights. They team up to get messy with their interviews indulging in drinks while laughing with drinkers and non-drinkers alike, all over some innovative Mocktails or even the real deal Cock 🍸 . Will you be drinking "Mocktails" OR "Messy" cocktail? No judgment either way Ryan the "Dry Bi Guy" wants to prove to the curious ones, that having a mocktail in a fancy glass + garnish 🍃 , you can get that "Placebo Effect Tipsy" feeling.  Of course you would want to be accompanied by your wild, fun drinking friends such as Kelly the "Mistful 🚿 Mrs. Messy".  Whether you’re sober-curious, a mindful drinker, a messy boozehound (no judgments) or just looking for a laugh, we’re here to get MESSY with a NEW happy 🍻  hour experience for everyone! So, grab a drink—alcoholic or Mock—and get ready for a wild, sexy, hilarious , yet mindful ride with “Mocktails Or Messy”! 🍸/🤪 Let's  relive the good old or MESSY days.

  1. NOV 11

    #41: Soberish & Social: Redefining Drinking with Amethyst’s Jane

    Do you know what it means to truly embrace a "soberish" lifestyle? Join us as we chat with Jane, the dynamic brand ambassador for Amethyst, who shares her journey from the bustling liquor industry to becoming a passionate advocate for non-alcoholic alternatives. Discover how Amethyst, with its new watermelon lime flavor, is reshaping social gatherings with its botanical charm. Jane opens up about her personal evolution towards mindful drinking, weighing in on how a balanced approach to alcoho...

    23 min

  2. OCT 31

    #40 Why You Should Think Twice Before Starting a Business with Friends + MUKBANG

    Ever wondered how to enjoy a social gathering without the dreaded hangover? Join us as we mix things up with Kelly, aka Mocktail Messy, Miss Mizgorski, and Ryan Frankowski (Frank-Kov-Ski) for a journey into the vibrant world of mindful drinking. Together, we sip on Amethyst, a tantalizing liquor alternative featuring lemon, cucumber, and serrano, guaranteed to tickle your palate. With a dash of humor and candid storytelling, we also flirt with the idea of a Mukbang segment that promises to be...

    28 min

  3. OCT 25

    #39 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Recap + Ghostly Emotional Breakdowns

    Ever tried sipping on a Midnight Margarita while pondering life’s little messes? That’s exactly what we got up to in this episode of Mocktails Or Messy, as we spun tales of cocktails mixed with spooky flavors like blood orange and pomegranate juice. We spilled the beans about the reality of our friendship through the ages, alongside hilarious misadventures in organization. And yes, we even dared to tackle the appearance pressures of modern life—Botox, hair extensions, and all—while sharing a ...

    32 min

  4. OCT 9

    #38 Serial Killers: Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy & Zodiac – Drinks of Choice

    What if the chilling world of serial killers was intertwined with the seemingly mundane act of drinking? Join us as we navigate through the eerie tales of Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, exploring how alcohol blurred lines of sanity for these notorious murderers. The unsettling reality of Dahmer's heinous crimes and Gacy’s terrifying “killer clown” persona will leave you questioning how such darkness can exist beneath a facade of normalcy. Our discussion takes us deeper into the spine-chi...

    39 min

  5. OCT 2

    #37: P Diddy's Dark Secrets Unraveled: Trafficking & Celeb Silence

    Could the music industry’s kingpin, Sean Combs aka P Diddy, really be caught in a web of crime and scandal? Join us on "Mocktails Or Messy" as we unpack the earth-shattering charges of trafficking, racketeering, and more that have landed him in hot water. With the shocking police raid details, including the discovery of a rollercoaster of revelations that threatens to dismantle his once-unassailable image. All this, while we sip on an Olipop crisp apple drink to keep things refreshingly real....

    31 min

  6. SEP 25

    #36: Too Far, Too Fast: When Sarcasm, Feels Like Roasting

    Ever wondered what it takes to truly transform your grocery game and navigate the tricky waters of modern relationships? We start this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" with a lighthearted apology and a playful roast of a new mustache look, setting the tone for a mix of humor and heartfelt conversation. Sip along with us as we introduce our chosen beverages—Barvis Brewing Company's Pumpkin Dark and Sam Adams Octoberfest—and debate the virtues of ditching Whole Foods for the more budget-friendly...

    42 min

  7. SEP 18

    #35: Paralympic-Olympic Power Couple & Gen Z Trends

    Have you ever found yourself clueless about your local senators while sipping on a trendy energy drink? Well, we did, and it led to some hilarious banter on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy!" Join Kelly and Ryan as they recount their hilarious (and sometimes embarrassing) experiences with cocktails, including Kelly's unforgettable first dirty martini. We also touch on the surprising ways Pittsburgh's heat wave has impacted our wardrobe choices and share some light-hearted thoughts on keepi...

    32 min

  8. SEP 11

    #34: Friend Betrayal, Rebel Mormon, Seasons of Breakups

    Have brunch plans ever led you into a deep conversation about life's unexpected turns? Join us as we kick things off with some lighthearted chatter about our fall brunch plans and the cozy vibes of the season. We get real about navigating the emotional aftermath of a breakup and how the changing seasons can amplify those feelings. You won't want to miss our nostalgic trip down memory lane, remembering a hilarious incident with a bottle of bubbles, and our shared enthusiasm for the ever-shifti...

    39 min
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Ratings & Reviews

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4 Ratings

About

We've had a messy past and we'd liked to talk about. We're talking about the debauchery and the train wrecks 🤪  that led us to get out of the cycles we get stuck in 🙏 .  Let's have happy 🥂 hour with mocktails, accompanied by traditional cocktails. Hosts, Ryan & Kelly explore the world of non-alcoholic innovative mocktail beverages and dive deep into finding the best brands on the market with a taste test to compare it to the real-deal cocktail. Kelly is a drinker and Ryan is a Mocktail'er. After a hiatus of 10 years these Ex's who couldn't  stand each lived in different cities, now have reconnected back in their hometown. Kelly got married 💒  to Ryan's best friend, another Polish-American 🇵🇱 "Ryan" wtf. Now these untraditional  friends Kelly & Ryan revisit college times, their messy 20's, pre & post children, describing the  unforgettable moments such as troubles with the law. Now in their 30s, they blend  past with present including Ryan's new journey of 5 months completely dry of everything. Ryan been taking a pause from the sauce + green. Kelly’s comedic escapades as a fun-loving mom continues to enjoys her wine 🍷  nights. They team up to get messy with their interviews indulging in drinks while laughing with drinkers and non-drinkers alike, all over some innovative Mocktails or even the real deal Cock 🍸 . Will you be drinking "Mocktails" OR "Messy" cocktail? No judgment either way Ryan the "Dry Bi Guy" wants to prove to the curious ones, that having a mocktail in a fancy glass + garnish 🍃 , you can get that "Placebo Effect Tipsy" feeling.  Of course you would want to be accompanied by your wild, fun drinking friends such as Kelly the "Mistful 🚿 Mrs. Messy".  Whether you’re sober-curious, a mindful drinker, a messy boozehound (no judgments) or just looking for a laugh, we’re here to get MESSY with a NEW happy 🍻  hour experience for everyone! So, grab a drink—alcoholic or Mock—and get ready for a wild, sexy, hilarious , yet mindful ride with “Mocktails Or Messy”! 🍸/🤪 Let's  relive the good old or MESSY days.

Information

  • Creator
    Ryan Frankowski & Kelly Mizgorski
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    30
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024 Mocktails Or Messy
  • Show Website
    Mocktails Or Messy

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