50 episodes

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Patrick Melton

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 289 Ratings

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

    Court Docs! Nick Rekieta and April Imholte Are FREE! Did STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte SNITCH?!

    Court Docs! Nick Rekieta and April Imholte Are FREE! Did STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte SNITCH?!

    Another BANGER week in the Dabbleverse as it collides in to the Rekietasphere once more! All of our wildest speculations are turning out to be true. It appears that April Imholte, with little money and only her lap wallet to offer, was being kept and turned out by BIG NICK ENERGY himself, Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law. Minnesota has never been so cold! Let’s break down the bond hearing, the circumstances of the arrest, the “anonymous tipster” and so much more. PLUS – how wrong can MLC get things? Kevin Brennen embarrasses himself stream after stream with bad instincts, poor logic, and the most clueless boobs as sidekicks. Patrick breaks it all down on this very whatever episode of Nobody Likes Onions!

    • 5 hr 26 min
    May 23, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is Fooling The Dumbs! Why TWO BADS Don’t Make Steel Toe GOOD…

    May 23, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is Fooling The Dumbs! Why TWO BADS Don’t Make Steel Toe GOOD…

    Aaron Imholte has found a way to make his show get half of the views it did a year ago – start trashing his wife and ex-partner April Anderson. Watch as the once-discreet radio man proceeds to spill all the dirt he can about his alleged druggie ex-wife and her proclivities for other men’s skin rods in her hair holes. But those are just rumors. Watch as the most easily-fooled smooth brains fall at Aaron’s feet, praising his recent honesty and renewed energy towards his program. People who cursed Aaron days ago are now becoming Toe Bros unironically, outing themselves as easily-distracted patrons of this podcasting cesspool. Why is everyone currently trying to bend reality to make Aaron a good guy? How can the display of basic parenting decisions make people forget about the core narcissist that is at the center of the human goo we call Aaron Imholte?

    • 4 hr 12 min
    APRIL IMHOLTE & NICK REKIETA ARRESTED! Also Nick’s GHOULISH Wife! Drugs! Guns! Children! Oh, My!

    APRIL IMHOLTE & NICK REKIETA ARRESTED! Also Nick’s GHOULISH Wife! Drugs! Guns! Children! Oh, My!

    BREAKING: Nick Rekieta and April Imholte aka April Anderson have been arrested in Minnesota with narcotics and guns and children! Lives are on the line! It’s an MLC for the ages! Hey Tio! MLC is good again! Kevin Brennan is in a spiral after his handler and tech boy Adam fled from the program a couple months ago. Dipping deeper and deeper into dementia daily, Kevin struggles to hit his own former numbers and is now being dominated by streamers like Tookie Soup, Tuesday’s at 9pm ET on the BeDabbler network. Chad Zumock sits in a corner and bounces and yells while Mooby regales KB with tales of his once-adored wife, who has now become a footnote of a cohost and the butt of almost every joke on the current edition of Steel Toe. Watch as a man with nothing pretends to have it all, an old man with no knowledge or the situation at all fails to ask any good questions while diddling away on his phone, and a short Cleveland middle loses steam and decides halfway through the show that he’s just happy to be here. Also, Melton sucks, right?

    • 4 hr 30 min
    May 21, 2024: Did NICK REKIETA Spoil APRIL ANDERSON? Steel Toe’s AARON IMHOLTE Shared His Wife?!

    May 21, 2024: Did NICK REKIETA Spoil APRIL ANDERSON? Steel Toe’s AARON IMHOLTE Shared His Wife?!

    The fascinating story of a Minnesota wanna-be radio man who keeps torching his life over and over again marches forward. Watch as a weak man with an even weaker constitution continues to spew details about his crumbling life, from the wife he let become consumed by narcotics and be passed around like a finger trap for the pleasure of a friend. Watch as a man struggles for relevance and identity in a world he’s not sure he belongs in. What is Aaron Imholte? Is he a hard-edged radio god that pulls no punches when it comes to dealing with hate? Is he a family man that does the right thing when faced with hard moral questions? Is he a single ladies man who can’t be tamed? No. He’s a lost man approaching forty who has yet to learn basic life lessons and find a personality that works for him.

    • 4 hr 12 min
    TUESDAY BONUS: Chad Zumock Calls For HELP On Stage! MLC TANKS Live! Imholte Madness w/ Nick Rekieta!

    TUESDAY BONUS: Chad Zumock Calls For HELP On Stage! MLC TANKS Live! Imholte Madness w/ Nick Rekieta!

    Nick Rekeita is being accused of having some heavy involvement in the breakup and ruining of one April Anderson, formally April Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show. A dumb factory worker, abducted by a weak-minded selfish mad and forced to try to do something she had no business doing – radio. Did a steady supply of better bones and nose candy have anything to do with the ultimate downfall of Aaron Imholte? Did Ashley Larue demand that a drug-fueled April couldn’t be around her children? And where did the VIP packages go? We may never know!

    • 4 hr 26 min
    May 20, 2024: Can AARON IMHOLTE Make His Divorce Worse? Scampoli Allergies Manifested!

    May 20, 2024: Can AARON IMHOLTE Make His Divorce Worse? Scampoli Allergies Manifested!

    Good morning! It’s Monday and that means we’ve got an entire new week of exciting single cope from Aaron Imholte. Watch as he carts in his favorite cripple to regale with stories that are sure to make April Anderson feel less-than, and will surely make his children cringe one day. Patrick has some announcements about Hackamania for those who can’t make it out to Vegas next week. Plus Patrick finally find out what a Kevin Scampoli is, and he gets lots of warnings from listeners about what a whack-job the guy is. Patrick is not concerned with the mental illness of strongmen. Seems like a him problem.

    • 3 hr 51 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
289 Ratings

289 Ratings

TastelessShaemus ,

Is this a show????

Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!

blanky1A ,

Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors

Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .

Atlanta Rose ,

Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!

This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!

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