50 episodes

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Patrick Melton

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 290 Ratings

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

    July 12, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is A BAD MAN! An Abuser FREAKING OUT About Consequences To Come!

    July 12, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is A BAD MAN! An Abuser FREAKING OUT About Consequences To Come!

    The walls are closing in on Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show, a failing racist hatecast he runs out of his basement in Minnesota. After losing his wife April Anderson to another man and running his once-mid show in to the ground at the expense of his personal life, he now faces mounting allegations of domestic abuse from his ex-wife, and he is frantically trying to discredit both his friends and his ex-wives as they possibly prepare to bring legal action on the midwestern zilch who can’t stop running his mouth with lies on a daily basis. Watch today as he tries to smear the woman he once loves, and attempts to silence his friends with threats of legal action that he made up out of thin air.

    • 4 hr 20 min
    ALL-NIGHTER NAIL BITER! Geno & Kiki TURN On Steel Toe! AARON IMHOLTE Is COLLAPSING With Cope!

    ALL-NIGHTER NAIL BITER! Geno & Kiki TURN On Steel Toe! AARON IMHOLTE Is COLLAPSING With Cope!

    Keanu Thompson has spilled her tiny little beans about the atrocities of Aaron Imholte. It’s everything we already knew, but it’s good to see the slowest amongst us finally catching up! You want teasers? Aaron lied about paying Keanu and Geno, lied about communications, put words in people’s mouths, and most importantly he all but strangled his children’s shiny new forever mommy. The dirt is stacked high, and that means our best boy Aaron Imholte is going to be crawling with invisible fleas on his show today. Itching and bouncing away, watch the cascade of cope this show brings, from taking the high road to fabricating an entire new timeline and wading deeper in to the pool of victimhood. Mooby has his sites on a new ally and he will stop at nothing to make sure you hate anyone who has one bad word to say about the worst broadcaster in Minnesota.

    • 5 hr 52 min
    July 9, 2024: LETS GET SILLY, FOLKS!

    July 9, 2024: LETS GET SILLY, FOLKS!

    More Aaron Imholte and Steel Toe Morning Show coverage.

    • 3 hr 10 min
    BONUS SHOW: An Aaron Imholte ABUSE WATCH For Friends!

    BONUS SHOW: An Aaron Imholte ABUSE WATCH For Friends!

    It’s time for a good ol’ Steel Toe Morning Show Evening Show watch along! Will there be cope? Will there be excuses? Will there be banning? Will there be Matt? Only Mobbed will tell. Gather ’round the razor wire boot and listen to tales tall and true!

    • 5 hr 52 min
    July 8, 2024: Wife-Beater & Drunk Dad AARON IMHOLTE Hopes You Forget! Donkey Lips Makes WINGS!

    July 8, 2024: Wife-Beater & Drunk Dad AARON IMHOLTE Hopes You Forget! Donkey Lips Makes WINGS!

    Aaron Imholte hid from the internet last week hiding from the internet, after court documents alleging his abuse of his ex-wife have leaked to the internet. Aaron has spent months digging in to the personal life of his former wife and polycule partners, drooling over salacious details of court documents and releasing his own anecdotes about his personal life. After spilling dirt on everyone around him, he wants the Internet to go easy on him and stop mentioning his domestic violence and assault allegations. Will it work? Most likely not. Donkey Lips aka Michael Ray Bower has some very cool carne asada wings he wants to teach us how to make. It’s a Wawa Summer and we have some more Summer music for you to rock out to.

    • 4 hr 4 min
    AARON IMHOLTE Can’t Stop The Cope! PLUS The $1000 Supertips!

    AARON IMHOLTE Can’t Stop The Cope! PLUS The $1000 Supertips!

    Patrick finishes watching the final show from Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show for the Fourth of July week. Aaron is in a tailspin as he tries to get the collective internet to stop paying attention to the texts from his ex-wife alleging that he assaulted her while they were married. Watch as he continues to ruin his program in the pursuit of controlling the opinons of everyone around him. As the 10th anniversary roast of a failed radio man and father speed towards us, will Aaron be able to turn the tide of public opinion or is this more than a stub for the ol’ Steel Toe? Plus Patrick gets TWO $1000 Supertips from Mike Boudet from the Sword and the Scale Podcast and everyone couldn’t be more surprised!

    • 3 hr 54 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
290 Ratings

290 Ratings

TastelessShaemus ,

Is this a show????

Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!

blanky1A ,

Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors

Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .

Atlanta Rose ,

Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!

This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!

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