50 episodes

For over TEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from New York City and around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Patrick Melton

    • Comedy
    • 4.6, 270 Ratings

For over TEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from New York City and around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

    PM in the AM – Fri, May 22, 2020

    PM in the AM – Fri, May 22, 2020

    PM in the AM is back and so are America's gangsters. Patrick talks about the reopening of casinos, and two shootings this week that prove we are getting back to normality. Patrick doesn't understand the Nintendo Switch, but feels like he should get one in order to keep up with the youngsters. Animal Crossing is all the rage, so we try to dive in and learn what it's all about. Alex Ansel checks in to explain why it's so addictive.

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    • 38 min
    The 420 Awards (2020)

    The 420 Awards (2020)

    It's that time of year again - the grass couldn't be greener for this years 420 Awards, super not-live from Las Vegas, NV. Moody joins Patrick from New Zealand to watch and provide commentary of the 2020 edition of The 420 Awards, produced and hosted (and probably edited and filmed) by Derek Savage, aka Daddy Derek. With appearances by celebrities, and some key changeups to this year's awards, it's going to be an exciting lineup.

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    • 59 min
    NLO 1327: Flat Earth Clues

    NLO 1327: Flat Earth Clues

    Patrick catches up with his old pal Shooby in this continuation of podcasting remotely. We find out what Shooby has been up to during the coronavirus lockdown in his home of San Fransisco, and reminisce about some of the days gone by. Patrick has been thinking that the pandemic is the perfect opportunity to upgrade his lifestyle, and is pondering buying a Tesla and possibly going shopping for a house. He’s been binge watching Property Brothers like a housewife. Shooby entertains Patrick’s other latest obsession – the flat earth theory. Patrick tries to convince Shooby that things aren’t as they seem, and we are all just sheep trapped on a plane and surrounded by unknowns, with the exception of the lies our government perpetuates on an ongoing basis.

    • 1 hr 24 min
    NLO 1326: Irish You Were Here

    NLO 1326: Irish You Were Here

    Irish comedian Conor Drum zoom in (if that’s a verb) from London to enjoy some drinks and solve some problems. Patrick met Conor through mutual friends last year in Edinburgh, and the two of them have been drunk since. In this show, we of course discuss the coronavirus situation and how it’s continuing to cause disruptions for the humans. Find out what Jesus really hates, how not to haggle for electronics, and you be the judge about who’s internet keeps causing disruptions throughout this show. Patrick convinces Conor to share a music video from a teenage band he was in, which has a really deep and meaningful backstory. Pour yourself a drink and get comfortable for a transatlantic meeting of the minds, brought to you by alcohol and the end of the world.

    • 1 hr 57 min
    NLO 1325: Auntie Bodies

    NLO 1325: Auntie Bodies

    The quarantine continues and comedian James Hesky sits in with Patrick from New York City. Patrick announces a partnership with Netflix. James provides some commentary on the situation in NYC, and apparently consistency with social distancing in New York is not a thing. The beaches are open in Georgia, and sports remaining on hiatus are driving idiots nuts. Patrick mixes up one of the most disgusting cocktails that a human can consume to try to flush his body of the virus. James unearths some trauma Patrick may be hiding about some older female relatives. The mayor of Las Vegas is nuts and has a monthly show where she spews her idiotic thoughts. SNL is trying to do a real show real hard. James tries to talk sense in to a racist in-studio guest. Patrick contemplates new career opportunities, gulping ice cream bars, and much more. We’re also giving away bottles of Ham Sanitizer to lucky viewers.

    • 1 hr 20 min
    NLO 1324: Getting Silly

    NLO 1324: Getting Silly

    Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Chrim Waldorf join Patrick to commiserate about the pandemic and try to find some joy in the world. Patrick is pretty sure he had COVID-19 last week. Chrim Waldorf, aka the Cold Brew King, has been driving Uber and trading stocks recently. According to recent successes, he’s the new Gordon Gecko. We reminisce about our last standup shows before the closures of comedy clubs, and talk about whether or not it’s cringe to do standup comedy over the internet with a crowd of zero. Adam thinks beards are unhygienic, Patrick talks about letting out a hot yoga fart, and the guys weigh in on predictions for the future of society. Listen soon, because we are all going to die.

    • 1 hr 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
270 Ratings

270 Ratings

Houston5588 ,

Best EVER

P Melt knows how to make casual conversation entertaining listen every day besides during football season I listen to fantasy football podcasts first then NLO

SpanishBomb ,

Unlistenable

Wow this guy has gone so downhill the past couple years. His show was decent once but at this point it's unlistenable. Just unsubscribed today. It just clogs up my feed.

Fenton Clinton ,

Still going strong

This comedy talk show has been around for YEARS and it's still f*ing fantastic. Keep it up, guys.

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