5 episodes

Chat lines, comedy, stroke it, phone sex, cooking recipes, how’s the weather? Come singe your ears in our melting pot while Mammz and CJ guide you through a daily digest of the most entertaining, peculiar, nasty and unique conversations on America’s #1 telephone party line. That’s right, TELEPHONE PARTY LINES are still a thing. Join us each week with our guest hosts from the worlds of comedy, music and adult entertainment. Plus we have puppets!

If you remember what it was like to hang with your friends in the lunch cafeteria and want to revisit those days, then this is the Time Machine you’ve been looking for. Channel your inner 12 year old, unplug, and laugh with and at callers that clearly have too much time on their hands. File this one under societal curiosities. If you are sick and tired of snowflakes, hypocrites and everyone being too polite, this is the podcast for you. Whether you are looking to join a community like this or just want to eavesdrop on real people talkin’ real talk we have just what you are in search of. We have the content you didn’t even know you needed. Enjoy!

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Phone Freaks Sexy Time Comedy Hour With Puppets Mammz and CJ

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 45 Ratings

Chat lines, comedy, stroke it, phone sex, cooking recipes, how’s the weather? Come singe your ears in our melting pot while Mammz and CJ guide you through a daily digest of the most entertaining, peculiar, nasty and unique conversations on America’s #1 telephone party line. That’s right, TELEPHONE PARTY LINES are still a thing. Join us each week with our guest hosts from the worlds of comedy, music and adult entertainment. Plus we have puppets!

If you remember what it was like to hang with your friends in the lunch cafeteria and want to revisit those days, then this is the Time Machine you’ve been looking for. Channel your inner 12 year old, unplug, and laugh with and at callers that clearly have too much time on their hands. File this one under societal curiosities. If you are sick and tired of snowflakes, hypocrites and everyone being too polite, this is the podcast for you. Whether you are looking to join a community like this or just want to eavesdrop on real people talkin’ real talk we have just what you are in search of. We have the content you didn’t even know you needed. Enjoy!

https://phonefreaks.com

IG: @phonefreakspodcast https://instagram.com/phonefreakspodcast
FB: https://facebook.com/phonefreakspodcast
Twitter: @phonefreakspod https://twitter.com/@phonefreakspod

Want to get in on the action? Maybe you’ll get on the show Unload with us at 712-432-LOAD (5623), or find love at 712-432-LOVE (5683)

    Mammz Might Get Gangbanged By A Bunch of Cows

    Mammz Might Get Gangbanged By A Bunch of Cows

    $950 spent on Mother’s Day is too much...Poop in the bushes or the gas station...Hobosexuals in Los Angeles...Mammz asking questions with his sexy voice...Lady Revere’s gone missing...Daddy Mammz’s dead daddy may not have been sober when he died...Strokin’...Essence went bougie camping in cabins...Making some man milk...We can hear when you leave the room...Christian camp without getting baptized...So, where you livin’ now, I like your accent...What type of Indian casino does this guy have near him?...Eating dick or cooter...

    Be sure to follow Essence Willis on Instagram @essencewillis01

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    • 54 min
    I Had A Guy Sh*tting In My Sink

    I Had A Guy Sh*tting In My Sink

    How long ago were you babysitting???...Maybe the devil will smack that pussy up...Dabs and shrooms aren’t as popular in Texas...Prank calls by children...Rent paying polyamory...Does CTE really have CTE?...Angrily counting their stretch marks...Would you rather only have sex in bathrooms or kitchens?...Is he taking a shit, having sex or both?...Is racism better or worse than what the callers share?...McDonald’s Sweet Tea...Maybe everyone has roommates that shit in the sink...Speechless spanking...Pre-rolled Js instead of rolling your own...

    Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01

    https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    • 54 min
    Your Wikipedia Says Goat F*cker

    Your Wikipedia Says Goat F*cker

    Would you rather have a tapeworm or a parasite?...Bend over, I’m gonna beat that a-hole up...The goal is always to be an actress...Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody would know or...All those gay guys that cum into the room...Is CJ finally gonna wingman for Mammz?...Don’t get me started, Scorpio...We all want to meet the goat f*cker...I have a breadmaker...She has all the gadgets...I like cum all over me...Essence never nicknamed her vagina...It’s wet and juicy...It’s been crazy on here lately...

    Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01

    https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    • 52 min
    Please Allow Me To Caress Your Prostate

    Please Allow Me To Caress Your Prostate

    How’s your relationship with the lord?...Essence misses Bernie Mac...Scorpio is looking for large women (again)...Nugget nonsense...Phone sex while driving...Best parts of living in Los Angeles...Childhood rants need to be let go of...I want a dildo in my mf pussy...It’s not ok to slut shame adult performers...Essence spills the tea on her dating life (all her exes live in Texas)...Sounds like he’s pulling something out of his butt...His age range is 18 to 90...

    Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01

    https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    • 54 min
    I’m Not Messin Up My Smile For You

    I’m Not Messin Up My Smile For You

    Essence Willis hangs with the CJ, Mammz and the Freaks!...Mammz doesn’t know Texas (and other stuff)...Stats plus a hairy crotch...CJ played with a pierced d...Applause is the favorite part for Essence...Kiss my d...8 months till Christmas according to this lady...It should all be legalized...Edward Forty Hands...Essence plays lots of shows in the Greater Los Angeles area, check her out!...I’m like Quasimodo, I don’t go outside...Why aren’t y’all at work?...Real criminals kill liars in prison...Hair metal allowed straight guys to glam up and scared Jeremiah Paradise to rap...

    Join us all week with Essence Willis and be sure to follow her on Instagram @essencewillis01

    https://www.instagram.com/essencewillis01/

    • 53 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
45 Ratings

45 Ratings

chillinryguy ,

search an awesome podcast to

I'm the real chillinryguy on know Instagram Keep up the great work I really love and enjoy your podcast it’s fun and entertaining knowledgeable your chemistry together is amazing! Keep up the great work!!

mjn1120 ,

Great podcast

Hilarious. Mnesler1120 on ig

Rarely do This ,

The bump and grind on the phone. aleya_lope

The title of the one concerning "Jesus Gives Me Anxiety" is enough to make you wanna listen. Lol

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