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Polished Turd Podcast Polished Turd Podcast
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Welcome to the Polished Turd Podcast, hosted by Lauren and Tristan. Two friends that have topics to talk about and tangents to keep them from finishing any stories. Join us in listening to Lauren's wisdom and humor while getting through Tristan's idiocy and laughter.
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KIDS EAT FROM BENTO BOXES!!! Tristan is asked the big question…Do you have a TikTok!!?
Lauren and Tristan Talk about forgotten loves from gushers to music. They talk about 2020 music and Lizzo’s body positivity but still having insecurities. KIDS EAT FROM BENTO BOXES!!! Tristan is asked the big question…Do you have a TikTok!!? Tristan’s Great Clips Story!! Does Tristan say like too much….yep Scenario Tristan and Lauren wing man each other…Tristan is terrible at it
(Recorded pre-COVID19 Outbreak.)
This is a re-upload. I(Tristan) took the episode down because as I listened one of the stories a joke within it wasn't actually that funny and actually placated on race. As such it was edited out. For transparency sake I'm adding this message to show that it not only won't happen again but this won't be a platform for senseless humor. I should've stopped my joke and or apologized for the farcical nature that it was by putting words in another persons mouth. I may just be a polished turd but that doesn't mean I can be complete trash. Many people haven't heard the episode with the joke and it won't probably have an impact on anyone but if it did I'm sorry. I will address the joke in the next episode if there is one anytime soon. Hope everyone is staying safe and healthy during the times and taking care of themselves physically as well as mentally. Stay polished! -
Lauren & Tristan Talk About Parenting, People, and 2020
Lauren and Tristan talk about parenting, people, and getting back into podcasting.
Coronavirus by non-educated people and Tristan admits Lauren is right.
SPOILER!!! For A Silent Voice the movie
Tristan and his issues which aren't that important, but the random other topics are worth the listen!
Recorded Pre-Covid19 Outbreak around the world. -
2018 Recap, Movie Takes, Lauren And The BF Episode
This episode Lauren and Tristan discuss 2018 events, at least what they found to be the highlights.
From movies to rekindling friendships Lauren and Tristan are ready to leave 2018 behind and begin 2019 -
Bathroom Cleanliness, Girls Have Couches?
Tristan and Lauren talk about bathroom cleanliness. How gross men are and how girls have couches in bathrooms.
Wait do you make a noise when someone knocks on your stall?
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Mufasa Zaddy, Beards Make A Man, Celebrity Crushes?
Lauren and Tristan talk about what makes a man, celebrity crushes and more...
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You Open Presents Christmas Eve....WHO DOES THAT!!?
Lauren and Tristan discuss holidays right after thanksgiving. What's your favorite holiday? Can you relate to family arguments?
Listen to us ramble about our favorite parts and the weird way Tristan celebrates Christmas.
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