98 episodes

Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Nero (they/them) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary.

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Prime Cuts Audrey and Nero

    • Comedy
    • 4.3 • 3 Ratings

Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Nero (they/them) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary.

*bro just trust us
**bro just TRUST us

    Doctor Meridian's Meat Aquarium

    Doctor Meridian's Meat Aquarium

    Well, it's here. The grand finale of Earthspark, a show that manages to continually impress and surprise us to the end. This two parter has everything you want out of a big finale; excellent action sequences, fantastic character moments, surprisingly gruesome deaths, surprisingly gruesomer designs, and lighting our darkest hour. Now its time for the long, tortuous wait for season 2.

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    • 1 hr 21 min
    Ghoiding All Over Those Guys

    Ghoiding All Over Those Guys

    As we approach the end of Earthspark lots of things are happening. Secrets are revealed, stakes are raised, and family bonds are tested, and new threats with absolutely awful names emerge. Ghoid. What is a Ghoid? Why are they called Ghoids? Are you into Ghoiding? Would you like to see my Ghoidcave? Wasn't it cool when the Ghoids Ghoided all over that guy? You up for getting Ghoided bro? Ghoid Ghoid Ghoid Ghoid Ghoid Ghoid Ghoid.

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    • 1 hr 7 min
    It's A Wonderful Prime

    It's A Wonderful Prime

    Before you ask, no we DON'T know exactly what happened at the end of 'Prime Time'. We aren't entirely sure how much of that was real and how much of that wasn't, but one thing is for sure; Mandroid got his ass beat by a nine year old girl. Also we get to learn what its like when Starscream is nice, see how many seekers we can wrap up in gooey tentacles, be once again impressed by Hashtag's largeness, and question "Hey, what exactly is going on with Quintus Prime?? Is he evil?"

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    • 1 hr 26 min
    Mecha Movies Episode 92- You Me and Her Makes M3gan

    Mecha Movies Episode 92- You Me and Her Makes M3gan

    You guys have been requesting this one for like almost two years at this point so it's time that we finally got around to this campy murderdoll in our nonlinear exploration of robots in film. M3gan is a clever and funny little horror movie which takes full advantage of its premise, as well as the talents of its lead performers. The prosthetics, voice work, and physical acting of the titular toy combine to make one hell of a good time. So crank up that Skatt Brothers record and break it down alongside M3gan as we recap and review the film!

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    • 1 hr 27 min
    Dinosaur Fact Check

    Dinosaur Fact Check

    This week Optimus Prime reaches new heights of child endangerment, Jawbreaker learns that sometimes it feels good to go apeshit, and KEITH DAVID appears?! Sounds crazy, right? Well forget all that shit, the REAL important thing is that they included a genus of Dinosaur that's likely been invalidated, AND put its fossils in the wrong area!!!! Man, I hope somebody got FIRED for that blunder!!

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    • 1 hr 14 min
    Kill The Mandroid In Your Head

    Kill The Mandroid In Your Head

    Ahhh, Da Big City. No tellin' what you'll experience if you spend a night there. Maybe you'll have a wonderful bonding experience with another queer person. Maybe you will experience a micro-agression. Maybe you will have to give your mentor a Stone Cold Stunner while a bird with a Southern accent mocks you, and then fight a dinosaur. One things for sure though, your physically imposing older sibling WILL be mind controlled by an increasingly unhinged maniac in a bid to rid the world of your kind, and will only be thwarted by some kind of insane space magic. These are just universal experiences, people.

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    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.3 out of 5
3 Ratings

3 Ratings

AL 264 ,

So close!!!

Oh man. So I’m really enjoying this show but like there hits a point where the jokes are, “It’s a kid show…. Isn’t that crazy?” And like yea I guess but we all are aware of the genre we are in and what we are watching so the bit kind of falls flat. It’s kind of like making fun of a clown for having a red nose. Like yea it’s a clown that’s the point.

But I legit have laughed out loud in my car while listening to it too! It’s genuinely funny and the two hosts have amazing chemistry as well as being very likable.

It just feels like somebody needed to go a little heavier with the editing. Like the one host has made the, “We sure aren’t on Earth *wink*” joke every episode if not FIVE times in one episode. That’s five times too many my dude. I get the feeling it’s a safety joke for them, which is totally fine. Just edit it out.

It’s very close to being just a charming and funny podcast but it’s so concerned with always being on that the good bits are competing too much with the unfunny stuff. That said I’m still a fan and will be on board.

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