Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Night Vale Presents

4.8 (459)
FILM REVIEWS
UPDATED WEEKLY

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

4 DAYS AGO

246 - Dracula (1931) w/Symphony Sanders

Show me the Carfax Abbey Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 10/10 (Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 36m
DEC 13

245 - Possibly in Michigan (1983) & other horror shorts

"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 33m
DEC 10

244 - The Devil's Backbone (2001)

🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵 Approachability: 8/10 (Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here. Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 45m
DEC 3

243 - The Evil Dead (1981)

MERGEFIELD Description Judge *some* books by their covers. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 20m
NOV 26

242 - Cemetery Man (1994)

MERGEFIELD Description You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Sexy and gory dark comedy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 51m
NOV 19

241 - Altered States (1980)

MERGEFIELD Description Hon, I think this soup's gone bad. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 51m
NOV 12

240 - Piranha 3D (2010)

MERGEFIELD Description Gills Gone Wild MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 36m
NOV 5

239 - Deep Red (1975)

MERGEFIELD Description Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

1h 59m

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Teaser: Random Horror 9 Debuts August 11

Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 debuts Aug 11! A podcast making horror films more approachable, one movie at a time, in a random order. Don't like horror? Don't worry, we'll give you content warnings, tell you everything that happens & let you know how scared you should be. Love horror? Great! Join us as we take a deeper look into each film. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com Music by Cecil Baldwin Logo by David Baldwin Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @RandomHorror9 and on Facebook. RNGHP9 is part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com

08/06/2020

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1 min

4.8

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459 Ratings

Fun podcast

Jul 17

adelaidefox

I always enjoy listening and it’s fun how the hosts figure out which movies to watch. They are very literary/analytical so I feel like I’m back in college where the professors always included films on the syllabus. I want to see their take on Company of Wolves! Also, GUYS. I listened to the Howling 2 episode today and as a teacher going into my 24th year teaching middle school THANK U. You made me tear up with what you said about teachers.
Love horror, love dogs

Jun 27

ranboo dragon traner

This podcast is just so; 💜💜💜💜 👁️👄👁️👻😮😱😳😳👻👻👻🦴🦴💜💜💜💜🍿🍿🍿. Ya know
Good way to learn about horror

Apr 16

Half Baked Cat

I am not a fan of horror movies, but find the lore within them fascinating. These discussions are a great way to learn that lore and because it goes in a random order it never gets stale. I can’t wait till they get to an animated style movie as they have not come close to touching any as of where I’ve listened to.
Approachability 10/10

11/25/2023

Wes Roads

It feels like I’m chatting about horror movies with my two smart, funny friends.