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A dish best served cold. A place where the shrimps discuss their lives, housewives, and more!
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Shrimp Cocktail Shrimp Cocktail

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 1 Rating

A dish best served cold. A place where the shrimps discuss their lives, housewives, and more!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    BAD APPLES- I LOVE LEWIS

    BAD APPLES- I LOVE LEWIS

    Jessel was once kidnapped by a cold-hearted housewife named Sai. Jessel lived in the bottom of a ship with her husband, Lewis. Eventually, Jessel's family hired a knight named Brynn to save the couple and they immigrated to Ellis Island, New York City. Upon arrival, Jessel and Lewis were allowed to keep their Irish names, "Jack O'Lantern." The couple followed Brynn to her death and Sai was never heard from again.
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    • 49 min
    BAD APPLES- HIDDEN PHONE

    BAD APPLES- HIDDEN PHONE

    "This is a message from Anonymous. Do you want to play a prank?" Ubah begins to panic as she notices a bear trap around her neck and Jessel beside her- tits out in the grotto. Erin appears on two monitors, red spirals on her cheeks, blowing ass on a tricycle. An x-ray of Ubah's skull is shown on the monitor with a SIM card behind her eye. "You have 3 minutes to retrieve your SIM card, otherwise the bear trap will close." Jessel is given a knife - will she be able to retrieve Ubah's SIM card and call for help before it's too late? Suddenly I'm craving a Shrimp Cocktail!
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    • 36 min
    BAD APPLES- WET ASS BLANKET

    BAD APPLES- WET ASS BLANKET

    Going through security on you way to Anguilla, Brynn is there to pat-down your dad. Jenna is told by Sai that she must remove her outerwear. Ubah smuggles her WAP past the TSA and Jessel brings her anal beads disguised as earrings. Upon arrival, Erin will be handing out wet blankets. All aboard, it’s time for Shrimp Cocktail!
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    • 44 min
    BAD APPLES- SELF SERVING SOUP (feat. NYWANI)

    BAD APPLES- SELF SERVING SOUP (feat. NYWANI)

    This week we welcome a special guest co-host: Nywani. Ambassador to the Crustacean Nation, Nywani has recently returned from a diplomatic mission to our nation’s capital: Shediac, NB. Our ambassador met with the delegate from Mommy Nation, Sanya Richards-Ross, to sign the Seaside Convention. Notable points in the convention include: Shereé Whitfield to be appointed representative of the press, protection of Brynn Whitfield (no relation to Shereé), and Whitney Rose to be trialled for crimes against humanity for her bedroom paint scene. To celebrate this historic event it’s time for a Shrimp Cocktail!
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    • 47 min
    BAD APPLES- LIVE LOVE LASH

    BAD APPLES- LIVE LOVE LASH

    This week's mini challenge is called: Flirting with Married Men. You will compete in a sexy 80's workout-themed photoshoot with photographer Mike Ruiz. The twist? You'll be modelling with children. Whose children? We don't know... but they were cold and hungry and we found them somewhere in a bank. You have five minutes to get into quick drag - it's time for Shrimp Cocktail!
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    • 34 min
    BAD APPLES- FLOOR WINE

    BAD APPLES- FLOOR WINE

    "Cause tonight will be the night that I fall for you!" Jessel is at warped tour with Jeffree Star selling Jack Skeleington handbags from Hot Topic and throwing up Froot Loops. Add Jessel to your Top 8 or else she will transform into a skin walker and put you in a freezer. In order to escape the freezer you must lick wine off the floor, if not Suri Cruise will bully you by lighting your hair on fire. Do you have your passport? Do you have your shots? Because it’s time to visit the Crustacean Nation™ - It's Shrimp Cocktail! RAWR/3
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    • 49 min

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