Sketches That Never Quite Made It James Walsh

A special Newsjack edition of STNQMI, as James is joined by fellow @nextlevelsketch humans Flex, Paul and Euan to discuss why the BBC didn’t put his sketches on the radio.

Along the way you will hear recordings of three topical sketches written by James, followed by a lot of fun and rambling discussions that were lightly edited for libel reasons. If you’re very lucky you’ll be able to hear the ice in Flex’s G+T, a surprise appearance from Cher, and things are rounded off by This Can’t Go On Forever, a song from James’ debut solo album which definitely isn’t about the pandemic.

We are @failedsketches on Twitter and the episode was produced by @jamesofwalsh. Thanks for listening!

Is this a normal episode, where guests come on to discuss a comedy sketch that didn’t quite make it? No. Is this ten minutes of James standing in the sea, trying to figure out whether to continue the podcast or not before the tide comes in over his ankles? Why not listen and find out?

Merry Christmas! A change of pace for this festive episode in which James brings on his best pal Ash for a wide ranging chat on writing, self-sabotage, and whether my niche is being niche. We also discussed an unbelievably awful sketch someone else wrote, but I had to cut pretty much all of that for legal reasons.

We’re back with a bang! Or more accurately a damp squi[d]b, as James reaches into Davey Jones’ Locker for a sketch as fishy as an old sailor’s halibut underpants.

Joining James to pick through the sketch’s bones is Paul Creasy (@spanielapplause) and Muireann Kelly (@MisForMuireann), the latter so tired that she invents a new and brilliant synonym for guinea pig.

With the exception of the sound of fish screaming, which I achieved through acting, the soggy sound effects in this episode came from zapsplat.com.

Links:

Nextlevelsketch.com is where you’ll find the sketches that did make it;
Paul is in a wonderful improv group called Michelle (@michelleimpro), who will play shows in December, lockdown permitting; and you can find The Jazz Man on YouTube, unless he finds you first.

After a massive hiatus, STNQMI is back with a hard hitting expose into bestiality sketches, specifically bestiality sketches written by me, the author of this podcast. Paul Creasy returns as guest as we discuss whether, truly, the main issue with this sketch is its escalation. The episode is rounded off with a suitably heavy-breathing rendition of the 1998 Pulp classic Dishes.

James is all by himself this week, so he presents a trio of parody gambling adverts that never quite made it. At least two of them he stands by, the third... well, hear for yourself. This episode also features of a cover of Jeffrey Lewis’ cheeriest song about heartbreak and misery. Enjoy!