Stupid People Podcast

Chris "Crazy Dad" Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky
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Stupid People Podcast

Albert Einstein once said, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” One thing Einstein is not, and that’s stupid, although we’re pretty sure he did lots of stupid things. In each episode, your hosts Chris “Crazy Dad” Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky will take you on a hilarious romp through ALL THINGS STUPID. Topics will include news headlines, people in general, people in groups, commercials, the English language, habits, puns, and dad jokes. Have a topic suggestion? Post it on our Stupid People Podcast Facebook page or drop us a line at stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com

  1. MAR 29

    What Makes Chris Stupider Than Gary

    Funny riffs on car warning and hostess fun! Then: Chris relates his foundational incidents that laid the foundation for his stupidity: Stealing candy from a store and, much later, money from a mall fountain. Learning how to drive (Dad vs. Mom). Scalping David Bowie tickets. Hearing Dad’s F-bomb for the first time. Getting totally smashed with my best friend at 18 – and having to deal with the consequences. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

    29 min

  2. MAR 28

    What Made Gary Stupid

    Gary’s childhood injury. Sears Automotive. Car seats that don’t work. Garage door mishap. Sliding door handle. Car hatchback door. Pink tile grout. “Teaching” his daughter to curse. Wal-Mart encounter. Shoe issues. Clothing issues. Bonus: a short riff on condensed soup. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at ⁠stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com⁠. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

    28 min

  3. MAR 27

    Dying a Second Time

    The “On Death and Dying of Laughter” episode clearly was not enough for Chris and Gary, the show’s co-hosts. Funny and stupid headstones. Proposed names of Jeffrey Dahmer dishes. Gary seems to get confused between dying and diarrhea. What Chris wants to do if he’s given a week to live – or an entire year for that matter.  If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.  Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at ⁠stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com⁠. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

    31 min

  4. MAR 26

    We Can’t Win For Losing

    Chris almost goes postal on Gary when the Stupid People Party doesn’t even get a single vote at the Iowa Caucus. Chris becomes an election denier and concocts a conspiracy theory. The episode devolves into an explanation of Iowa Caucus food, and we end up suspending our campaign, but not the way one would think! Chris also reveals the sole funding source for our campaign. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.  Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile.  Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/ Trump and Biden AI courtesy of https://tryparrotai.com

    25 min

  5. MAR 25

    Gary Steals the Show

    A funny fake ad on Chris gives Gary a little extra leash, and he does not disappoint! Nostradamus. Dentist who goes ape on a patient. Tommy Smothers, who died recently. Willie Colon, who is still alive. Sexual jeopardy. Phone calls on detective shows. Shingrix. Doing nothing (jobs, Tovala oven). Stupid lawsuits (Reese’s, Burger King, Red Bull, McDonald’s). Warning labels on condoms. Car washes. Forgetful wife stabs husband. Stolen home alarm system signs. (Chris interrupts with stollen and free-range chicken.) Hung Cao, Virginia senatorial candidate. USPS price increases.  If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.  Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile.  Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

    25 min

  6. MAR 24

    On Death and Dying of Laughter

    Gary nearly dies of laughter just a few minutes into this episode. (It may help with the listening audience that “scrapers” = “skid marks,” at least where Gary grew up.) Benjamin Franklin wrote, “…in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes.” Well, we’re not talking about taxes (yet), but we will be talking caskets, dead people being castrated for in a way that would make Julia Child retch (wretch that she was). Chris puts forth a hypothesis that could explain why suicide rates are increasing, and yet another to explain overeating, overdrinking, and screwing up our lives in general. These alone can explain a lot of stupid things in this world, and we think you should listen and weigh in. Just for fun, Gary adds a bit of a riff on what might happen if you cross an episode of Perry Mason with a very unpleasant diabetes drug side effect. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

    26 min

  7. MAR 23

    It’s a Mad, Mad, Bad Ad World

    Chris attempts to speak in British and ends up in Irish – in what is definitely our most stupid introduction ever. But wait! There’s more. We follow that up with probably our most stupid and unintelligible ad ever. Gary makes some introductory swipes at advertisements, and then Chris does a deep-dive into one of the Otezla commercials (the one starring Ned, who has plaque psoriasis). Then hear about the Stupid People Party’s 2024 plan to pass the Stupid Commercial Act. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

    35 min

  8. MAR 22

    Crappy Nude Rear!

    Your two stupid cohosts Chris and Gary never officially wanted a “stupider” podcast in 2024 than in 2023, but that’s the way it’s turning out. Chris’s New Year’s Eve turns into a New Year’s Heave – and he finally understands what an “end-to-end” solution means. Then he teaches his first (and probably last!) Bible lesson on Sodom, Lot, and Lot’s wife. (Yeah, being Lot’s wife was her lot in life.) We delve into the origins of sinister and dexterous, and polish off the episode by divulging our resolutions for 2024. And they’re not 640x480, 1024x768, or 1920x1080. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: ⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at ⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

    30 min
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Albert Einstein once said, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” One thing Einstein is not, and that’s stupid, although we’re pretty sure he did lots of stupid things. In each episode, your hosts Chris “Crazy Dad” Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky will take you on a hilarious romp through ALL THINGS STUPID. Topics will include news headlines, people in general, people in groups, commercials, the English language, habits, puns, and dad jokes. Have a topic suggestion? Post it on our Stupid People Podcast Facebook page or drop us a line at stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com

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  • Creator
    Chris "Crazy Dad" Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    32
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chris Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky
  • Show Website
    Stupid People Podcast

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